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    file this one next to the desire to reclassify fast food workers as manufacturing employees...

    IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE FEDS TO CALL YOU UNEMPLOYED

    By JOHN CRUDELE
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    March 2, 2004 -- THE experts claim they are surprised at how low the nation's unemployment rate has remained. But if you look at the generous definition of employment used by Washington, the real surprise is that anyone is technically jobless.

    For instance, the government considers you employed if you work a mere 15 hours a week in a family business - even if you don't get paid.

    You are also considered employed if you claim to government snoops that you are only temporarily out of work because of "illness, vacation, bad weather, child care problems, labor management disputes or because (you are) taking time off for various other reasons, even if (you) were not paid by your employers for the time off."

    That's the exact language in the government's definition of employment, as taken from the so-called household survey from which the nation's monthly unemployment rate is derived.

    The unemployment rate was only 5.6 percent in January, a figure that the pros like to marvel at when they are desperately searching for good news on the labor markets. That figure is expected to stay put when February's labor numbers are reported this coming Friday.

    The experts also are expecting 125,000 new jobs to have been created last month, a figure that will be welcomed even if it is sub-par for an economic recovery like the one we are supposed to be experiencing.

    Alan Greenspan recently weighed in on the debate that's been raging on Wall Street when he said that we should believe the survey that measures jobs based on what companies tell the government about job creation, not what workers themselves say.

    Now you know why.

    It's nearly impossible to be unemployed if you use the government's definition.
    The Dude abides.

  • #2
    dickheads

    Hopefully the job part of the 'recovery' happens pretty soon.
    Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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    • #3
      EVERYTHING IS OKAY

      PLEASE MANUFACTURE ME A CHEESEBURGER........WITH KETCHUP! MY DOCTOR WANTS ME TO EAT MORE VEGETABLES.
      (haven't seen Burn or Damtoft defend that)
      Are you on the list?

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      • #4
        How was unemployment counted differently in the Clinton years?
        Asked what he would do differently in Iraq, Kerry said, "Right now, what I would do differently is, I mean, look, I'm not the president, and I didn't create this mess so I don't want to acknowledge a mistake that I haven't made."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Moe_Szyslak@Mar 2 2004, 11:59 AM
          file this one next to the desire to reclassify fast food workers as manufacturing employees...

          Moe, another chapter in the book called "Fictitious Capitalism."

          Good catch. Crudele is usually pretty good.

          Maybe we can all just mow eachothers' lawns - high GDP, high employment (the whole family could pitch in), high velocity of money, all good.

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          • #6
            Get a fuckin' job, you lazy sons of bitches.

            Yeah. You heard me. J-O-B.

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            • #7
              Its not enought to get a job, now it has to be a certain kinda job.

              What next?
              Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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              • #8
                Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 2 2004, 02:08 PM
                Its not enought to get a job, now it has to be a certain kinda of job.

                What next?
                The Constitution does say that everyone is guaranteed a good job to go along with free medical care and a nice retirement.
                Asked what he would do differently in Iraq, Kerry said, "Right now, what I would do differently is, I mean, look, I'm not the president, and I didn't create this mess so I don't want to acknowledge a mistake that I haven't made."

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                • #9
                  don't forget birth control
                  Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 2 2004, 02:12 PM
                    don't forget birth control
                    almost forgot that one, thanks
                    Asked what he would do differently in Iraq, Kerry said, "Right now, what I would do differently is, I mean, look, I'm not the president, and I didn't create this mess so I don't want to acknowledge a mistake that I haven't made."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BurnKU+Mar 2 2004, 02:13 PM-->
                      QUOTE(BurnKU @ Mar 2 2004, 02:13 PM)

                    • #12
                      Originally posted by SLUBLUE+Mar 2 2004, 02:14 PM-->
                      QUOTE(SLUBLUE @ Mar 2 2004, 02:14 PM)
                      Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2004, 02:13 PM

                    • #13
                      Originally posted by SLUBLUE+Mar 2 2004, 02:14 PM-->
                      QUOTE(SLUBLUE @ Mar 2 2004, 02:14 PM)
                      Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2004, 02:13 PM

                    • #14
                      Let's say you're a single mother, working in the "manufacturing industry" at McDonalds...40 hours/week...in this greatest country in the world, in which we outspend every other nation on health care, should your child be entitled to medicine?

                      You guys are such hard asses. May you never be vulnerable.

                      Moe
                      The Dude abides.

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                      • #15
                        Originally posted by BurnKU+Mar 2 2004, 02:16 PM-->
                        QUOTE(BurnKU @ Mar 2 2004, 02:16 PM)
                        Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2004, 02:14 PM
                        Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2004, 02:13 PM
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