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    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

  • #2
    I'll do a little quid pro quo. you get me the Seabass hat, I'll get you the Turd hat.

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    • #3
      I was thinking about getting you a slap across your fucking mouth for swizzling-in on my old under-avatar moniker..."spiritual leader"...? WAY TOO CLOSE to my former "forum evangelist"...not cool, Brewster...head back to the drawing board...
      . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
      -mike
      mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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      • #4
        Turd,

        And I was going to give you that shiny strap-on dildo you liked so much...

        Wine Dine 69 hat is classic...

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        • #5
          Hey, I provide a service. I provide spiritual leadership. Besides, it was either that or "Token White Guy".


          EDIT: I was also thinking of using "Your Personal Savior", but thought that would be way too offensive.
          If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 1 2004, 10:58 PM
            Turd,

            And I was going to give you that shiny strap-on dildo you liked so much...

            Wine Dine 69 hat is classic...
            Wang,

            While I appreciate the thought, I really don't think that would be the gift for me. I could barely get the strap to say on my chin in the store.

            T
            If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Turd Ferguson+Mar 1 2004, 11:05 PM-->
              QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Mar 1 2004, 11:05 PM)

            • #8
              This seems more appropriate
              Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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              • #9
                Originally posted by TTB@Mar 1 2004, 11:10 PM
                This seems more appropriate
                My wife got me that for our anniversary. She might be trying to tell me something.
                If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                • #10
                  Nothing says.."I LOVE YOU"..like fake doogie poop..

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 1 2004, 11:13 PM
                    Nothing says.."I LOVE YOU"..like fake doogie poop..
                    I've got plenty of the REAL stuff, if you really want to say "I love you"...

                    the Dog

                    Dat's right!

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                    Official Lounge sponsor of Cardinalgirl

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                    • #12
                      Yeah I will think about it. Wait, why should I get you something in the first place? Screw that, get it yourself buddy
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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by Guppy@Mar 1 2004, 11:38 PM
                        Yeah I will think about it. Wait, why should I get you something in the first place? Screw that, get it yourself buddy
                        I don't know why you'd buy me a gift. It's not like I was seriously expecting a gift. Was just trying to show the world this beautiful Turd Ferguson hat.
                        If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by Turd Ferguson+Mar 1 2004, 11:45 PM-->
                          QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Mar 1 2004, 11:45 PM)

                        • #15
                          Last year on my Christmas list to Santa Claus, I put Cardinals. Not the team (not that I wouldn't love to have the team, but I had to be realistic), but like a cage full of cardinal birds.
                          I was even proactive and stuff and got some cardinal bird seed. You know, to show how serious I was about wanting them.

                          Did you know that stores don't sell cardinal birds? Everyone who is Santa in my life said that I can't have a cardinal because they're wild birds or something like that.

                          Oh well, maybe they will make them into pets this year.

                          That would be cool, wouldn't it?
                          Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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