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    Someone bumped this thread at the Box and I felt it needed to be posted over here. Written by Cardinal in KC:

    Alright, sing along now!


    BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS

    Reeeeal men of geeeeeniouuuus!

    Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

    Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!

    Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of millionaire professional athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

    Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!

    While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

    Loggin' on now!

    Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

    See I told you sooooooo!!

    And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

    Total anonymity!

    So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

    How come they still haven't fired LaRuuuuuuuusaaaa?
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