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  • Will someone explain the "official sponsor" stuff?

    Uh, I fit it all in the title.
    Official 2014-15 Lounge Sponsor of Jori Lehterä
    "He'll Finnish You Off"

  • #2
    You pick a Cardinals player and you sponsor him. It can be a favorite player or the player you hate most or anyone else for that matter. And basicly, on this forum, you are responsible for his performance. So if you are sponsoring Kerry Robinson and he strikes out with the bases loaded, it's your fault. But if he hits a grand slam, it's because of you.

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    • #3
      O-tay. Does it have to be a Cardinal? I think I'll pick a Blue until baseball season starts...
      Official 2014-15 Lounge Sponsor of Jori Lehterä
      "He'll Finnish You Off"

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      • #4
        Well, it is the Cardinal Sponsorship Program, although some of the Cubs fans have picked some of their own, and madyaks, a Braves fan, is sponsoring an ex-Cardinal (J.D. Drew).

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        • #5
          Hmm, a Blue and a Cardinal then.
          Official 2014-15 Lounge Sponsor of Jori Lehterä
          "He'll Finnish You Off"

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          • #6
            I proudly sponsor Cox....and Demitra....

            Fitting: one's a cox and the other is a pussy....

            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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            • #7
              I really wouldn't sponsor a Blues player right now...he might be gone in a week...

              the Dog

              Dat's right!

              Official Lounge Dog
              Official Lounge sponsor of Bryce Salvador
              Official Lounge sponsor of Cardinalgirl

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 007@Feb 27 2004, 11:42 PM
                I proudly sponsor Cox....and Demitra....

                Fitting: one's a cox and the other is a pussy....
                Classssssssic.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rdog3933@Feb 28 2004, 02:43 AM
                  I really wouldn't sponsor a Blues player right now...he might be gone in a week...
                  You're kidding, aren't you? Take a good look at our GM.
                  Official 2014-15 Lounge Sponsor of Jori Lehterä
                  "He'll Finnish You Off"

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                  • #10
                    Oh and there are a just a few simple things you have to do to become an official sponsor - we have changed a few things because too many official sponsors were note meeting all of their responsibilities.

                    You need to bring with you.

                    2 large bags of M&Ms peanut

                    Face Paint

                    A picture of dogs playing poker (crushed velvet of course)

                    A megaphone

                    A size 6 bikini - red or white.

                    A cigarette lighter.

                    Marbles

                    A Number #2 Pencil pre sharpened.

                    A lock of Julius Hunter's hair

                    A notarized note saying you are of sound mind and body and will not sue any of the members of the press box - especially Jack Sparrow and Wang.
                    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

                    Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
                    God is stronger and the problem knows it.

                    2017 BOTB bracket

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                    • #11
                      I want Sanders.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ohio BLUES+Feb 28 2004, 01:45 AM-->
                        QUOTE(ohio BLUES @ Feb 28 2004, 01:45 AM)

                      • #13
                        Chris Widger is mine.

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by Schwahalala@Feb 28 2004, 07:18 AM
                          Oh and there are a just a few simple things you have to do to become an official sponsor - we have changed a few things because too many official sponsors were note meeting all of their responsibilities.

                          You need to bring with you.

                          2 large bags of M&Ms peanut

                          Face Paint

                          A picture of dogs playing poker (crushed velvet of course)

                          A megaphone

                          A size 6 bikini - red or white.

                          A cigarette lighter.

                          Marbles

                          A Number #2 Pencil pre sharpened.

                          A lock of Julius Hunter's hair

                          A notarized note saying you are of sound mind and body and will not sue any of the members of the press box - especially Jack Sparrow and Wang.
                          And the urine sample, Shwa - don't forget about that.

                          Also, remember, the "blood oath" is not that big a deal. If you've ever gotten into a fight after (or during) a hockey game, then you've probably lost more blood through your nose than you will at the ceremony.

                          The part where we sacrifice the virgin always gives me chills.
                          This game's gotta be played with fear and arrogance - Crash Davis

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                          • #15
                            Has anyone taken Calero? If not, I'll grab him...
                            Official Sponsor: Tyler Hansbrough and the North Carolina Tar Heels

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