Caption this: Alex Rodriguez is out of napkins

[007]

[drobny23]

My first thought was "feminine napkins?"

[ksbluesfan]

..and an extra hundred if your penis is bigger than mine.

[madyaks]

This sweater and haircut makes me look like I want your penis where this money is.

[007]

..and an extra hundred if your penis is bigger than mine.

Well, he was with this chick

[bill s preston esq]

I find that the Franklins don't dry out my skin like restaurant napkins do.

[ksbluesfan]

Well, he was with this chick

That "chick" doesn't look very big from the back, but neither did John Holmes.

[younghutch]

Please. Just touch it one time. One time, I promise. That's all it'll take. Please; I'll give you eleventy-billion dollars.

[Jack Daniels]

My first thought was "feminine napkins?"

Yeah, same here.

"I'll give you a hundy if you'll buy Kotex for my new BFF."

[AWSmith98]

My first thought was "feminine napkins?"

++