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    I am continually amused by these, so I'm just going to start a thread and bump it every time a good one pops up. It's probably more for my enjoyment than anything, but please feel free to play along.

    To get things rolling:


    Conquering the 'ewww' factor of the public potty

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    I just posted a gem in the Election thread...

    Obama muffs his own wedding anniversary date, tries to make amends

    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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    • #3
      Awesome

      "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
      Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
      -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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      • #4
        I already got this e-mail from the Republican Senate Committee.
        From this day forward, I no longer shall tinker with the machinery of death.

        For more than 20 years I have endeavored-indeed, I have struggled-along with a majority of this Court, to develop procedural & substantive rules that would lend more than the mere appearance of fairness to the death penalty endeavor.


        I feel morally and intellectually obligated simply to concede that the death penalty experiment has failed.

        The path the Court has chosen lessens us all. I dissent.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by backstop View Post
          I am continually amused by these, so I'm just going to start a thread and bump it every time a good one pops up. It's probably more for my enjoyment than anything, but please feel free to play along.

          To get things rolling:


          Conquering the 'ewww' factor of the public potty
          I just saw that and thought, "do I REALLY want to read that article?".

          I opted for tippingpitchers.com instead.
          Feb. 08, 2005
          Lois Lane: What's the general opinion of a gal asking the guy out?

          Forever
          Lounge sponsor of YYZ and his Mardi Gras crew.
          Originally posted by Airshark
          NSane has already won - because the Sharks are well and truly ef'ed.

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          • #6
            Bear enters shop looking for food

            Students suspended for 'hoodies'

            Naked-girl snowboards get icy reaction

            CNN: The place for news

            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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            • #7
              I like the headlines segment that Jay Leno shows on Monday.

              One of the best was, "Penis case ends in hung jury."

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              • #8
                They have periodically over the past months featured story after story about a "Caylee", and, sometimes, "Caylee's mom".
                Official sponsor of the St. Louis Cardinals

                "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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                • #9
                  Man's barklike limbs baffled docs
                  Damn these electric sex pants!

                  26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

                  Bring back the death penalty for corporations!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kah View Post
                    They have periodically over the past months featured story after story about a "Caylee", and, sometimes, "Caylee's mom".
                    Nancy Grace is obsessed with Caylee.
                    Make America Great For Once.

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                    • #11
                      Hey -- another one!

                      Struggling couple live in tent with girl, 3

                      "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                      Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                      -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                      • #12
                        Teen e-mails porn to his entire school
                        I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

                        Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte.

                        Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

                        Bill Walton

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                        • #13
                          Man kills in-laws with 'flamethrower,' police say


                          Hasn't every married person thought of this?
                          I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

                          Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte.

                          Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

                          Bill Walton

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Nsane2Bme View Post
                            I just saw that and thought, "do I REALLY want to read that article?".

                            I opted for tippingpitchers.com instead.

                            There are days where one is the equivalent of the other...
                            " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by davhaf View Post
                              Man kills in-laws with 'flamethrower,' police say


                              Hasn't every married person thought of this?
                              How stupid do you have to be to try to commit suicide by stabbing yourself in the stomach? What an awful way to go.

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