What could you do at the major league level ?

[kjoe]

We watch them all the time, doing mostly things we could not possibly do. But there are some things....maybe.

Make a free throw. Throw out a runner from third base if he bunted it hard enough straight to me. Catch all four balls of an IBB. Kick an extra point.

Not so sure about catching a can of corn to center field automatically. Or inbounding a pass successfully against a full court press. 30 yard field goal--I doubt it. Fouling off a major league fastball.

Have we ever had this thread before?

[El Establishment 1]

Coach the Rams to an 0-4 record.

[kconn]

Coach the Rams to an 0-4 record.

Ok, that made me laugh.

[ort]

Bowl a strike.

[kjoe]

Ok, that made me laugh.

You would also laugh if you could see the reaction i just got here at the bread Company when i laughed at el birdo's comment.

[Jack Daniels]

Coach the Rams to an 0-4 record.

I could draft better than Zyggy/Shaw.

All they had to do was listen to Mel Kiper, Jr. and they could've done better...

[kjoe]

Bowl a strike.

win a hand in a poker tournament---with the right cards.

[210]

We watch them all the time, doing mostly things we could not possibly do. But there are some things....maybe.

Make a free throw. Throw out a runner from third base if he bunted it hard enough straight to me. Catch all four balls of an IBB. Kick an extra point.

Not so sure about catching a can of corn to center field automatically. Or inbounding a pass successfully against a full court press. 30 yard field goal--I doubt it. Fouling off a major league fastball.

Have we ever had this thread before?

Hit a free throw? Piece of cake. Inbounding a pass successfully against a full court press? Odds are against it.

Make an extra point (or a 30 yarder)? Probably, I had a 52 yarder in high school as a sophomore.

Foul off a major league fastball? I'd have to get real lucky. And I can catch anything hit at me...as long as I don't have to move much.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

I could pull a hamstring trying to steal second base.

[Jack Daniels]

I could play Kerry Robinson's best position...Left Out.

[Cardz82]

Make a putt in golf.

Catch a groundball or flyball in baseball if I didn't have to move much.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

I could walk to the mound and not put Jeff Tabaka in.
-Damtoft

[younghutch]

I could tug on my dick in a pair of baseball pants. I've seen all these players doing it and it doesn't look that tough.

[Jack Daniels]

I could put Pujols in the All-Star game.

[Lippa]

Are we talking about what we could do right now, or what we could have done at our athletic peak?