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  • What could you do at the major league level ?

    We watch them all the time, doing mostly things we could not possibly do. But there are some things....maybe.

    Make a free throw. Throw out a runner from third base if he bunted it hard enough straight to me. Catch all four balls of an IBB. Kick an extra point.

    Not so sure about catching a can of corn to center field automatically. Or inbounding a pass successfully against a full court press. 30 yard field goal--I doubt it. Fouling off a major league fastball.

    Have we ever had this thread before?
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    Coach the Rams to an 0-4 record.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
      Coach the Rams to an 0-4 record.
      Ok, that made me laugh.


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        Bowl a strike.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by kconn View Post
          Ok, that made me laugh.
          You would also laugh if you could see the reaction i just got here at the bread Company when i laughed at el birdo's comment.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
            Coach the Rams to an 0-4 record.



            I could draft better than Zyggy/Shaw.

            All they had to do was listen to Mel Kiper, Jr. and they could've done better...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ort View Post
              Bowl a strike.
              win a hand in a poker tournament---with the right cards.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by kjoe View Post
                We watch them all the time, doing mostly things we could not possibly do. But there are some things....maybe.

                Make a free throw. Throw out a runner from third base if he bunted it hard enough straight to me. Catch all four balls of an IBB. Kick an extra point.

                Not so sure about catching a can of corn to center field automatically. Or inbounding a pass successfully against a full court press. 30 yard field goal--I doubt it. Fouling off a major league fastball.

                Have we ever had this thread before?
                Hit a free throw? Piece of cake. Inbounding a pass successfully against a full court press? Odds are against it.

                Make an extra point (or a 30 yarder)? Probably, I had a 52 yarder in high school as a sophomore.

                Foul off a major league fastball? I'd have to get real lucky. And I can catch anything hit at me...as long as I don't have to move much.

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                • #9
                  I could pull a hamstring trying to steal second base.
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                  • #10
                    I could play Kerry Robinson's best position...Left Out.

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                    • #11
                      Make a putt in golf.

                      Catch a groundball or flyball in baseball if I didn't have to move much.
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                      • #12
                        I could walk to the mound and not put Jeff Tabaka in.
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                        • #13
                          I could tug on my dick in a pair of baseball pants. I've seen all these players doing it and it doesn't look that tough.
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                          • #14
                            I could put Pujols in the All-Star game.

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                            • #15
                              Are we talking about what we could do right now, or what we could have done at our athletic peak?
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