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    I'm tired of their ads, and I'm tired of the stupid name.

    A simple Google search, and I understand the history behind the name, but change it to something else.

    Like Money Hut.

    Or Wa Mu. That one's available now.

    Same with Mercantile.
    We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town

  • #2
    Originally posted by Skeptic View Post
    I'm tired of their ads, and I'm tired of the stupid name.

    A simple Google search, and I understand the history behind the name, but change it to something else.

    Like Money Hut.

    Or Wa Mu. That one's available now.

    Same with Mercantile.
    I agree about the name.
    Make America Great For Once.

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    • #3
      i agree about the name as well. no one likes a name that just doesn't roll off the tongue. just listening to people say it during the ads is all you need to know about how stupid the name is.
      Official 2009 Sponsor of nobody

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      • #4
        They may just as well change their name to "Next", as Bank of America will soon become Bank of the World.
        Make America Great For Once.

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        • #5
          I have my van loan through them....its funny to make a check out to 5/3 bank...LOL

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          • #6
            So what's the deal with their name? I'm too lazy to Google.


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            • #7
              Originally posted by AWSmith98 View Post
              I have my van loan through them....its funny to make a check out to 5/3 bank...LOL

              1 2/3 Bank.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jack Daniels View Post
                1 2/3 Bank.
                I see what you did there.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Prngr44 View Post
                  So what's the deal with their name? I'm too lazy to Google.
                  It was started by Dyslexic ex-slaves.

                  Moon

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                  • #10
                    Name

                    Fifth Third's unusual name is the result of the June 1, 1908 merger of two banks, The Fifth National Bank and The Third National Bank, to become The Fifth Third National Bank of Cincinnati.[6] Because the merger took place during a period when prohibitionist ideas were gaining popularity, it was believed that "Fifth Third" was better than "Third Fifth," which could be construed as a reference to three "fifths" of alcohol.[7] The name went through several changes over the years, until on March 24, 1969, the name was changed to Fifth Third Bank.
                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Third_Bank
                    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                      great story.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by hansolo View Post
                        great story.
                        I liked the part when it ended.
                        Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
                          I liked the part when it ended.
                          I only got 3/5ths of the way through it. How did it end?
                          Of course you do.

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                          • #14
                            it ended by stopping. I was grateful.
                            Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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                            • #15
                              5/3's slogan should be: We have a remainder!
                              Former 2017 OFFICIAL SPONSOR of Braves' Fill-In Matt Adams,
                              Jesus is . . .


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