David Blaine...HA!

[tarloin]

Don't know if anyone just saw that, but it was just stupidity at its finest.

He was supposed to do some dive of death from 44ft. above the ground, a cable caught him, and he flew away...

That was just awful.

[STL JA]

He is a tool. On the level of Glovey.

[Glovey]

He is a tool. On the level of Glovey.

WTF did I do to you?

[tarloin]

[kconn]

That had to be a FAIL, didnt it?

[007]

That had to be a FAIL, didnt it?

'Like attendance in the Senate' fail?

[tarloin]

Absolute FAIL. Someone make a motivational poster, immediately.

[Sheriff Blaylock]

Damn. I was watching some of this stupid shit and then was distracted by the Mets pissing away their season.

Did he die? Go blind?

[STL JA]

WTF did I do to you?

Just giving you shit, negro.

[tarloin]

His network TV career died.

[MSUAlum08]

I want him to die on network tv. that would be fun to watch.

[Cardz82]

Ok, so what the fuck exactly did this cunt muscle do?

[kconn]

'Like attendance in the Senate' fail?

Blaine has missed more votes than anybody.

Anyway, he's up on the scaffolding, he steps off, and his fall is almost immediately broken by the cable that is clearly attached to him. He is slowly lowered to the stage, then is raised up again, and sails off into the night.

John Saunders then proceeds to pretend it was the most amazing thing he's ever seen. If that actually went off as it was intended, it's the worst stunt of all time. It's about as impressive as me sitting at BW3 for 12 straight hours, and then, when you least expect it..... EATING A DOZEN WINGS!!!! OH MY!!!

[tarloin]

Ok, so what the fuck exactly did this cunt muscle do?

Hung upside down for 60 hours, supposedly no food but complete bullshit, then righted himself and was supposed to do some "dive of death" from 44ft. above the ground. He jumped feet first toward the ground but a cable caught him before he even hit the ground, he had a complete WTF look on his face, then the cable operators flew him away so he could avoid the embarrassment of a complete FAIL. The commentators on ABC who were reporting on it live didn't know what the hell happened. It was quite terrible.

[tarloin]

Blaine has missed more votes than anybody.

Anyway, he's up on the scaffolding, he steps off, and his fall is almost immediately broken by the cable that is clearly attached to him. He is slowly lowered to the stage, then is raised up again, and sails off into the night.

John Saunders then proceeds to pretend it was the most amazing thing he's ever seen. If that actually went off as it was intended, it's the worst stunt of all time. It's about as impressive as me sitting at BW3 for 12 straight hours, and then, when you least expect it..... EATING A DOZEN WINGS!!!! OH MY!!!

John Saunders, "The real question is how did he fly off into the night?" Or something completely retarded like that.