I Called you a F*cking Guinea Homo From the 15th F*cking Century, you Dickhead!

[Indu WangZi]

Your name wouldnt be Leonardo, would it?

[slow groove]

Another great line by Tony Cox (as Shonte Jackson) in Me, Myself and Irene, responding to Charley, Jim Carrey's patrolman character.

Charley: [to wife, who's running off to be with Shonte] "But you said you would eat blubber for me."

Shonte: [feeling up charley's wife] "Oh, she's gonna eat blubber, alright - just as soon as I get home and free willy!"



Ahhh, I love Tony Cox. He's no small-time talent.

[younghutch]

"I'm 3 foot fucking tall, you asshole!"

[YYZ]

Thanks, I needed that.

[Jack Daniels]

Moon

I'll miss Bernie Mac.

That display would ruin my son's perception of Santa...It's bad enough that we saw the Easter bunny @ Wal-Mart, and he wanted NO part of that, even though my 2 nephews were photographed with the Easter Bunny, at a different location.

Reason: The guy in the costume was too big for the costume!! Seriously, a 1 1/2" gap between gloved hands and bunny costume arm, in which you could see skin and the fact that he had enough arm hair that I wondered if it was Robin Williams...

He said, "Dad, there's a man in there..."

I had to keep from laughing, but had to just take him to the toy section.

[Moon Man]

Moon