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I Called you a F*cking Guinea Homo From the 15th F*cking Century, you Dickhead!

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  • #2
    Originally posted by Moon Man View Post



    I'll miss Bernie Mac.

    That display would ruin my son's perception of Santa...It's bad enough that we saw the Easter bunny @ Wal-Mart, and he wanted NO part of that, even though my 2 nephews were photographed with the Easter Bunny, at a different location.

    Reason: The guy in the costume was too big for the costume!! Seriously, a 1 1/2" gap between gloved hands and bunny costume arm, in which you could see skin and the fact that he had enough arm hair that I wondered if it was Robin Williams...

    He said, "Dad, there's a man in there..."

    I had to keep from laughing, but had to just take him to the toy section.


    • #3
      Thanks, I needed that.
      "At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed."
      – Frederick Douglass, doing an amazing job since 1852


      • #4
        "I'm 3 foot fucking tall, you asshole!"
        Official sponsor of indifference towards has grown on me.
        Official sponsor of Buster Posey...'nuff said.
        Official sponsor of James Laurinaitis
        "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."


        • #5
          Another great line by Tony Cox (as Shonte Jackson) in Me, Myself and Irene, responding to Charley, Jim Carrey's patrolman character.

          Charley: [to wife, who's running off to be with Shonte] "But you said you would eat blubber for me."

          Shonte: [feeling up charley's wife] "Oh, she's gonna eat blubber, alright - just as soon as I get home and free willy!"

          Ahhh, I love Tony Cox. He's no small-time talent.
          "Let me lay it right on the line. Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today. The only way to destroy them is to expose them. If man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our hearts with tolerance.- Stan Lee (circa 1968)

          "Compete less with the person in front of you than the person inside of you." - Anonymous


          • #6
            Your name wouldnt be Leonardo, would it?