I've just decided...

[JK]

I'm running for President...write me in folks...

All groveling for VP nomination will be given due consideration...

I'm thinking Celty for Secretary of Defense...


It's a new world, a new day, and a new future...

Change - something you can believe in...having in your pocket when I'm President...

Moon wil be Chairman of the Federal Reserve...folks, meet the Invisible Hand...you want a bailout? Get in a hurricane and grab a bucket...

TTB will run the IRS...

The AG spot will be a collaboration...El Birdo and PPG will head things up...

007 will run Dept of Transporation...with HanSolo head of the FAA...

Kah will be Secretary of State...

JoeW and Backstop will head up the Bureau of Statistics...just don't be publishing VoRP ratings for the President...both are intelligent and savvy...

Who else?

I'm putting Reggie and Airshark in this sumbitch somewhere...but where?

F will be press secretary...

Schwa and SG will be on the Court...

Kev will be running the NRA...

Who else?

[JWB]

Appoint Turd Ferguson as U.S. ambassador to Mianus.

[MsFunkay]

there was a book at the book store tonight called "so you want to be president..." or something like that. i was gonna pick it up but then i realized why the hell would i want to be president when nothing i ever did could really change anything in the end and have my loved ones and beliefs made fun of just to get free pajamas?

[JK]

there was a book at the book store tonight called "so you want to be president..." or something like that. i was gonna pick it up but then i realized why the hell would i want to be president when nothing i ever did could really change anything in the end and have my loved ones and beliefs made fun of just to get free pajamas?

Funkay will be Secretary of Pajamas...

[MsFunkay]

Funkay will be Secretary of Pajamas...

who wears pajamas?

[Jeffro]

there was a book at the book store tonight called "so you want to be president..." or something like that. i was gonna pick it up but then i realized why the hell would i want to be president when nothing i ever did could really change anything in the end and have my loved ones and beliefs made fun of just to get free pajamas?

I have that book. It's actually a fun read.

[210]

Can I be the lone gunman?

[MsFunkay]

I have that book. It's actually a fun read.

you'll never be president

[davhaf]

I'd like to be the Drug Czar...or the head of the DEA.

[madyaks]

Sec of defense for me? I was only in the military, had I been a POW I would have to run against you.

[jhanke]

Secretary of Edumicatification, please.

I kan teech teh speleing!!!!

[jhuegy]

I could be your secretary of labor. Unions for everyone! That'll get the middle class back in the flow. If that doesn't work how about the secretary of golf? I've got a foursome.

[Bleacher Creature]

I'd rather be the Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

[raise]

Secretary of Edumicatification, please.

I kan teech teh speleing!!!!

That will be Hep's job at first, and 's first scandal.

[billiken_roy]

i'd like to be budget director.

money for the military, roads and bridges and the rest have to go to their state and county offices for handouts.

put me in coach.