(L) Cards one foot in the grave - Cubs suck GDT

[Schwahalala]

I still hate them.

[Blues Fan in TX]

Harden going tonight for da Cubs.

[Ty Shula]

Cubs fans in a nutshell is that guy who they showed behind homeplate last night. fat, lazy and stupid is no way to go through life.

[AWSmith98]

Hope we get this one in tonight......

[mmwtdh]

I'm just looking forward to the cubbie post season collapse.

It's really gonna hurt them this year......

[joe_w]

FWIW, our magic number for elimination (for the division) is 9. Anyone still harboring hopes for the miracle comeback (ie, catching the Cubs from behind) - well, it better start tonight.

That clock is approaching midnight.

[Schwahalala]

FWIW, our magic number for elimination (for the division) is 9. Anyone still harboring hopes for the miracle comeback (ie, catching the Cubs from behind) - well, it better start tonight.

That clock is approaching midnight.

I do my best work in the dark.

Lets go Cards.

[jhanke]

I do my best work in the dark.

Lets go Cards.

Hey-yo!!!!

[Schwahalala]

A Cub and a Cardinal fan where the only passangers on a single engine plan that had one pilot.
The pilot turned to the passengers and said because his wife had left him he didn't want to go on. He had packed two parachutes for the passengers because he knew this would be his last flight. He said he was placing the plane on Auto Pilot and they had 5 minutes to jump. He then jumped to his death without a parachute.
The Cub fan panicked - years of waiting for his team to win a title had taught him to bail out at the first sign of trouble. He quickly put on his parachute and prepared to jump out of the plane.

As he got to the door - he yelled at the Cardinal fan - Sorry dude - I looked at the other parachute and the rip cord is broken. See you -

The Cardinal fan got out of his seat flipped off the Auto Pilot and guided the plan in. When he got down the press asked him what happened to the pilot and the other passenger.

He told them of the Captains decision. Then he told them that the Cub fan had grabbed the only working parachute and jumped out of the plane somewhere over the desert.

They asked the Cardinal fan why he never told the Cub fan he could fly the plane and the Cardinal fan said the Cub fan didn't give him a chance. He was too busy going hysterical.

[007]

schu 8
miles 7
pujols 3
lud 9
lopez 5
kennedy 4
larue 2
wellemeyer 1
izturis 6

soriano
theriot
lee
ramirez
derosa
fontenot
soto
johnson 8
harden

from bernie

[El Establishment 1]

Umm, yeah, that's Aaron Miles in LF.

[backstop]

Umm, yeah, that's Aaron Miles in LF.

Have to get that bat in the lineup.

[El Establishment 1]

Bond...nice work on Benie over at the Aquarium.

[007]

Bond...nice work on Benie over at the Aquarium.

Seriously...Strauss, Goold and even he kept pushing it down our throats as fact -- both in print and on 1380 -- that Perez had to work on his slider in Memphis (even game accounts noted it) and now that hindsight rears its ugly head with the current situation, it's now propaganda?

No deal...

[El Establishment 1]

Benie is in one of his moods.

I almost feel like going over there and busting him up.