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Reporter - Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen – I bring you the most important news story of this hotly contested election. Today we have news that actually links the Bush Administration and a Republican controlled congress to the Oil companies in the most negative way possible.
Apparently, Republican appointees in the Department of Interior basically cost American taxpayers billions of dollars while giving away sweetheart deals to companies that recently had the largest profits in the history of the world.
We find this from the Denver Post
“In the Royalty in Kind division of Minerals Management Service, the report said, "between 2002 and 2006, nearly one-third of the socialized with, and received a wide array of gifts and gratuities from oil and gas companies with whom RIK was conducting official business...these employees accepted gifts with prodigious frequency."
Gifts included ski and golf trips and dinners.
The Inspector General found ethics breeches by 19 employees, but focused on 13 workers.
In addition to the sex, drugs, and gifts, the employees are accused of rigging contracts, improperly helping oil company workers fix problems with their contracts, and working part-time as private oil consultants g to three reports released today by the Interior Department's Inspector General.”
This report is the most damaging information to date against the Bush Administration and also has tie – ins to both John McCain and Sarah Palin the President and Vice President nominees of the Republican party.
Wait … Just a secondAmerica
And we are live with Jim Smith our top Political reporter.
Jim what’s going on are the Republicans in crisis?
Jim – I’ll say so. Did you hear that Obama called Sarah Palin a Pig. It’s all the Republicans want to talk about. Look at this tape.
Man 1 – It’s disgraceful – I’m so mad. How dare he disrespect that mother of 5 like that.
Woman 1 – I’m sorry. I just can’t stop crying…………
Man 2 – In my day N… I mean Muslim’s didn’t talk that way about our Women.
Woman 2 – He’s uppity and I don’t like it.
Jim – Excuse me, but didn’t John McCain use the same expression?
Man 3 – Yeah – but he’s White, it’s different.
Cut back to reporter –
Reporter – Jim did you ask them about the Oil scandal. The one in which the Republicans basically gave away billions of taxpayer dollars in exchange for drugs and sexual favors.
Jim – sure did here are their responses.
Man 1 – Well let’s get one thing straight. It was pure Cocaine they were snorting. That’s okay. Now had it been crack that would be a problem.
Women 1 – Sir – I just don’t believe you. John McCain is a hero and Sarah Palin is a barracuda.
Man 2 – I’d like to see some evidence. (Jim shows him the report) I’d like to see some more evidence.
Woman 2 - Did that boy write this? He is slicker than Pam sprayed on Teflon and always coming up with something about the evil White people.
Man 3 - I brought my Pig with me. She wears lipstick too. Notice what I scrawled on her side – Pigs for Palin. We are going to win us an election – who cares about some oil guys having sex.
Reporter - Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen – I bring you the most important news story of this hotly contested election. Today we have news that actually links the Bush Administration and a Republican controlled congress to the Oil companies in the most negative way possible.
Apparently, Republican appointees in the Department of Interior basically cost American taxpayers billions of dollars while giving away sweetheart deals to companies that recently had the largest profits in the history of the world.
We find this from the Denver Post
“In the Royalty in Kind division of Minerals Management Service, the report said, "between 2002 and 2006, nearly one-third of the socialized with, and received a wide array of gifts and gratuities from oil and gas companies with whom RIK was conducting official business...these employees accepted gifts with prodigious frequency."
Gifts included ski and golf trips and dinners.
The Inspector General found ethics breeches by 19 employees, but focused on 13 workers.
In addition to the sex, drugs, and gifts, the employees are accused of rigging contracts, improperly helping oil company workers fix problems with their contracts, and working part-time as private oil consultants g to three reports released today by the Interior Department's Inspector General.”
This report is the most damaging information to date against the Bush Administration and also has tie – ins to both John McCain and Sarah Palin the President and Vice President nominees of the Republican party.
Wait … Just a second
And we are live with Jim Smith our top Political reporter.
Jim what’s going on are the Republicans in crisis?
Jim – I’ll say so. Did you hear that Obama called Sarah Palin a Pig. It’s all the Republicans want to talk about. Look at this tape.
Man 1 – It’s disgraceful – I’m so mad. How dare he disrespect that mother of 5 like that.
Woman 1 – I’m sorry. I just can’t stop crying…………
Man 2 – In my day N… I mean Muslim’s didn’t talk that way about our Women.
Woman 2 – He’s uppity and I don’t like it.
Jim – Excuse me, but didn’t John McCain use the same expression?
Man 3 – Yeah – but he’s White, it’s different.
Cut back to reporter –
Reporter – Jim did you ask them about the Oil scandal. The one in which the Republicans basically gave away billions of taxpayer dollars in exchange for drugs and sexual favors.
Jim – sure did here are their responses.
Man 1 – Well let’s get one thing straight. It was pure Cocaine they were snorting. That’s okay. Now had it been crack that would be a problem.
Women 1 – Sir – I just don’t believe you. John McCain is a hero and Sarah Palin is a barracuda.
Man 2 – I’d like to see some evidence. (Jim shows him the report) I’d like to see some more evidence.
Woman 2 - Did that boy write this? He is slicker than Pam sprayed on Teflon and always coming up with something about the evil White people.
Man 3 - I brought my Pig with me. She wears lipstick too. Notice what I scrawled on her side – Pigs for Palin. We are going to win us an election – who cares about some oil guys having sex.
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