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    FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

    Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

    He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

    The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

    Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered


    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sau....ap/index.html

  • #2
    OK, now that's a little bit on the strange side.
    Make America Great For Once.

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    • #3
      8 inch sausage.

      Sometimes, the jokes just make themselves.
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      • #4
        Hep is now bi-coastal?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ChiTownBluesFan View Post
          8 inch sausage.

          Sometimes, the jokes just make themselves.


          I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

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          • #6
            thought this was going to be about a wild Hollywood/Glovey weekend
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            • #7
              Let he who has not robbed a house and then sausage whacked the owner cast the first stone.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Maverick View Post
                Let he who has not robbed a house and then sausage whacked the owner cast the first stone.
                And rubbed spices on someone.
                Make America Great For Once.

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                • #9
                  http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/859389.html

                  Attacker was set free due to lack of evidence.

                  Vasquez discarded the sausage as he fled, and a dog ate it before deputies arrived.

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                  • #10
                    As my friend's dad always told me: if you want to commit the perfect crime, do it with either a stick of hard salami or a pepperoni stick...you can eat the evidence...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 007 View Post
                      As my friend's dad always told me: if you want to commit the perfect crime, do it with either a stick of hard salami or a pepperoni stick...you can eat the evidence...
                      reminds me of a short story I read in school... "Lamb to the Slaughter."


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