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  • I heard a Turd reference on the radio this am

    On my way into work this morning listing to McKernan & co's show a caller made a reference to Turd Ferguson.

    He called in as "West County Turkey Baster" or some such nonsense and they asked why the name? He said it just sounded funny, kind of like "Turd Ferguson".

  • #2
    A friend just called to ask this question:

    "Would you have sex with a woman who is 9 months pregnant?"

    Yes, yes I would. If you're afraid of giving the kid a black eye, ask what the definition of "is" is.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ksbluesfan View Post
      A friend just called to ask this question:

      "Would you have sex with a woman who is 9 months pregnant?"

      Yes, yes I would. If you're afraid of giving the kid a black eye, ask what the definition of "is" is.
      the story goes that my MIL's water broke because they were having sex the day my wife was born.
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      • #4
        I forgot about that. Since this is a first date, I called him back to change my answer. No regular intercourse. DHITB.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ksbluesfan View Post
          I forgot about that. Since this is a first date, I called him back to change my answer. No regular intercourse. DHITB.
          Who goes on a first date with someone who is nine months pregnant?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Maverick View Post
            Who goes on a first date with someone who is nine months pregnant?
            When you count the years since the last time you had sex, you do all sorts of crazy things.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Maverick View Post
              Who goes on a first date with someone who is nine months pregnant?
              pregnant girls like to fuck
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              • #8
                Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                pregnant girls like to fuck
                ++
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                had any feelings"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                  pregnant girls like to fuck
                  Somebody told me about a "mucus plug" in a certain spot and soon after I promised myself that I would never hook up with a pregnant ho -

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Legionarivs XIII View Post
                    Somebody told me about a "mucus plug" in a certain spot and soon after I promised myself that I would never hook up with a pregnant ho -
                    You make it sound like that was a regular thing for you.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                      You make it sound like that was a regular thing for you.
                      When I need a date I comb the shelters for battered women....and if that doesn't work I go to the shelters for single pregnant women......

                      So far I've never had to utilize plan b....

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ksbluesfan View Post
                        I forgot about that. Since this is a first date, I called him back to change my answer. No regular intercourse. DHITB.
                        Pregnancy + hemorrhoids usually go hand in hand. Probably not a good idea.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by big d note View Post
                          Pregnancy + hemorrhoids usually go hand in hand. Probably not a good idea.
                          she's still got a mouth, and raging hormones.

                          BTW,


                          You guys all know how to make a hormone?





























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                          • #14
                            Damn, I forgot about that too. He's a Republican, so I doubt he would even consider DHITB. He should be happy with a hummer.

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