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  • Chad Johnson is now Chad Ocho Cinco

    Legally changes his name...

    If the Cincinnati Bengals' offseason couldn't get any more strange, Pro Bowl receiver Chad Johnson may have added a new chapter just before the regular season.

    According to Miami radio station 790 The Ticket, which is in Johnson's hometown, the receiver has legally changed his last name to "Ocho Cinco." Johnson's -- sorry -- Ocho Cinco's reported name change has been rumored in NFL circles for weeks, and according to the station today, it's official.

    Johnson forewarned the public that a major surprise was coming during a recent interview with Chris McKendry on ESPN's SportsCenter.

    "A lot of people look at Chad Johnson and say he's crazy and he does a lot of stuff, but I don't think people really understand how smart I really am," Johnson said. "So come Sept. 7, I believe when we play the Baltimore Ravens, I think that's the game, there's a surprise for everybody -- for everybody. When I say something, it is what it is, just enjoy it. Because it's going to last 16 weeks, plus some more."

    Could this be it? If the report is correct he should be able to wear his nickname on the back of his jersey without penalty, which he's wanted to do for quite some time.

    The media also would have to refer to him as Chad Ocho Cinco from this point on.

    Sounds little strange, but nothing is too outlandish for No. 85 or the Bengals these days.

    Stay tuned.
    That's awesome!

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    He cracks me up.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by CSD View Post
      He cracks me up.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by CSD View Post
        He cracks me up.
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        Someone good at Photoshop should put his head on Tyrone Biggums's body.

        I am buying an Ocho Cinco jersey.

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        • #5
          Awesome.

          Really glad I drafted him.
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          • #6
            Is it true that, if/when he is picked up by another team, Cedric Benson will legally change his name to Cedric Mas Tequila?
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            • #7
              No freakin' way!

              He just never stops, does he? I can only hope this is true.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Maverick View Post
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                Someone good at Photoshop should put his head on Tyrone Biggums's body.

                I am buying an Ocho Cinco jersey.
                I might have to break down and buy one as well.

                The last time I bought a non-Eagles jersey was about 12 years ago when I bought a Favre jersey.
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                • #9
                  biggest attention whore in pro sports. i can't even think of anyone close.
                  if he was going to give himself a nickname, why couldn't he come up with something cooler than 85 in spanish?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bigJOE View Post
                    biggest attention whore in pro sports. i can't even think of anyone close.
                    if he was going to give himself a nickname, why couldn't he come up with something cooler than 85 in spanish?
                    Off the top of my head T.O. comes to mind. Stephon Marbury is another.

                    The difference is that Chad is likeable.
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                    • #11
                      I'm changing my name to He hate Me.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
                        I'm changing my name to He hate Me.
                        Taken.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
                          I'm changing my name to He hate Me.
                          Well, it's true. He do hate you.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CSD View Post
                            Off the top of my head T.O. comes to mind. Stephon Marbury is another.

                            The difference is that Chad is likeable.
                            That's Mr. Ocho Cinco to you.

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                            • #15
                              That is truly bizarre....

                              Wonder if there is a relationship between Ron Mexico and Senor Ocho Cinco?

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