Who's the biggest team in the NHL?

[Airshark]

I won't hold you in suspense, it's the Sharks:

Team	Avg Hgt	Avg Wgt
San Jose Sharks	73.4	213.0
Ottawa Senators	73.1	208.5
Tampa Bay Lightning	73.9	207.9
Phoenix Coyotes	73.7	207.8
Washington Capitals	73.9	207.3
Calgary Flames	74.0	207.2
Florida Panthers	73.4	206.0
New Jersey Devils	73.6	205.7
Los Angeles Kings	72.9	205.7
St. Louis Blues	73.3	205.1
Columbus Blue Jackets	73.8	204.8
Edmonton Oilers	72.9	204.6
Pittsburgh Penguins	73.6	204.1
Montreal Canadiens	72.7	204.0
New York Rangers	73.5	203.9
Minnesota Wild	73.3	203.6
Colorado Avalanche	72.7	203.0
Toronto Maple Leafs	72.9	202.9
Chicago Blackhawks	73.3	202.5
Buffalo Sabres	73.1	202.4
Vancouver Canucks	73.3	202.2
Atlanta Thrashers	72.3	202.1
Anaheim Ducks	73.0	202.0
Philadelphia Flyers	72.7	201.5
Boston Bruins	73.1	200.7
New York Islanders	72.4	200.3
Dallas Stars	72.5	200.3
Carolina Hurricanes	72.5	198.8
Nashville Predators	72.6	198.5
Detroit Red Wings	72.3	198.5
NHL Total	73.1	203.8

Surprising that the Wings are the smallest, though.

http://forechecker.blogspot.com/2008/08/nhl-teams-come-in-s-m-l.html

[drobny23]

If "suckiest on paper", that'd be my Canucks. Good grief.

[backstop]

So...it's better to be small?

[ort]

So you have the fattest team. Congrats.

[CSD]

The Sharks blow.

[Airshark]

So you have the fattest team. Congrats.

That's spelled with a "ph".

[Jeffro]

The Sharks blow.

++

[MsFunkay]

shouldn't this be "who's gonna be the dark horse darling of the west only to crap out during the playoffs"?

[Guppy]

so size really does not matter

[SunuvaNun]

I won't hold you in suspense, it's the Sharks:

Overweight and gay.

No wonder you are so fond of the "men" in teal Sharky.

[007]

That's roughly the closest they'll come to the top in anything...

[YYZ]

I thought you were asking who had the collectively largest penises.

[Airshark]

I thought you were asking who had the collectively largest penises.

That's the Sharks too. Hell, it's just Joe Thornton. Hence the nickname "Jumbo".