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...used to date Miguel Cabrera AND Juan Encarnacion.
She used to live in Philly, and while working at a nice restaurant there, met some of the Phils players (she still knows Abreu very well, for example). While out with a couple of the players one night (while the Marlins were in town), Juan E began dancing with her at a club. They "dated" for a couple of months, things ended poorly, and then Miguel started calling her.
While avoiding Juan, she hung out with Cabrera a number of times, including having him fly her out to San Francisco. In SF, he actually told her that he wanted her to have his child (she later found out that when he said that, not only was he married, but that his wife was 8 months pregnant). That was weird enough for her to break it off.
So anyway, Loungers, I'm wondering what I should do next. I'm following in the footsteps of a couple of World Series winners (well, not their footsteps per se), but now it's all I can think about.
Should I:
-Dump her for being a raging baseball whore?
-Get myself tested?
-Keep it going and try to score free tickets?
-Ask her to have my child?
-Get myself tested again?
I'm not creative enough to make this story up. I assure you it's true. Please offer any and all advice. And jokes about Juan's eye and Miguel's weight are not only acceptable...they are encouraged.
She used to live in Philly, and while working at a nice restaurant there, met some of the Phils players (she still knows Abreu very well, for example). While out with a couple of the players one night (while the Marlins were in town), Juan E began dancing with her at a club. They "dated" for a couple of months, things ended poorly, and then Miguel started calling her.
While avoiding Juan, she hung out with Cabrera a number of times, including having him fly her out to San Francisco. In SF, he actually told her that he wanted her to have his child (she later found out that when he said that, not only was he married, but that his wife was 8 months pregnant). That was weird enough for her to break it off.
So anyway, Loungers, I'm wondering what I should do next. I'm following in the footsteps of a couple of World Series winners (well, not their footsteps per se), but now it's all I can think about.
Should I:
-Dump her for being a raging baseball whore?
-Get myself tested?
-Keep it going and try to score free tickets?
-Ask her to have my child?
-Get myself tested again?
I'm not creative enough to make this story up. I assure you it's true. Please offer any and all advice. And jokes about Juan's eye and Miguel's weight are not only acceptable...they are encouraged.
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