Bear Grylls Just Drank His Own Piss From a Rattlesnake Skin

[Moon Man]

First, he traps a skunk, chops it's head off and eats it.

Then, the crazy motherfucker got himself stung on the forehead trying to steal some honey from some bees. His whole face swelled up so bad he could hardly see.

Then, he comes across a rattlesnake that he kills and eats. Keeps the skin and then as he's crossing a salt pan in Baja, decides to piss into the skin, ties it up and keeps it in case he gets thirsty. Part way across, he upends the skin and drinks his own fucking piss.

What a fucking nutjob.

Moon

[Jeffro]

Guys like this never come to a happy end.

[JK]

Those things aren't really real...he just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

[El Establishment 1]

Lot of bullshit on that show.

[Moon Man]

Lot of bullshit on that show.

Like it was really Gatorade in the snake skin?

Moon

[STL JA]

Hooray.

I stand by my original response.

[JK]

Lot of bullshit on that show.

Yep...and sadly...I wasn't joking about the Holiday Inn Express thing...

[MsFunkay]

my fav was when he took the fresh elephant dung and squeezed it for the juices to keep off dehydration. it was things like that which made me realize, in some situations, i'd rather just go crazy in the desert and drop dead

[dredbyrd]

Hooray.

[Moon Man]

Yep...and sadly...I wasn't joking about the Holiday Inn Express thing...

GORDON RAMSAY DOESN'T CATCH HIS OWN SEA [email protected]???///

Moon

[MsFunkay]

no reality show is real, but some drink more piss than others

[Moon Man]

no reality show is real, but some drink more piss than others

Maybe yaks should try that with his triple cheeseburger.

Moon

[cardinalgirl]

I find out this week that the two coreys isn't real and now bear grylls didn't really drink his own pee?

I don't want to know what's next.

[JK]

I find out this week that the two coreys isn't real and now bear grylls didn't really drink his own pee?

I don't want to know what's next.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed
it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, the Ladder
start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
in a fire, representing seven games, and a government
for hire at a combat site. Left of west and coming in
a hurry with the furys breathing down your neck. Team
by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing. Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, population, common food, but it'll do to Save
yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

[STL JA]

On that note, I have to take a piss.