OK, you can laugh at my wife

[madyaks]

(for something other than getting married to me)

So it's my youngest sons birthday party today, family is over, everyone is in the pool, and most of the adults have been drinking beer (not that I am saying it contributed ). Beach ball flies out of the pool and my wife leans over the edge to try to get it, she falls out head first drops onto her head and has to be taken to the hospital.
Nothing REAL serious, but her neck is very sore, a slight fracture of her nose, 5 stitches just above her upper lip, lots of scrapes.
So my wife got drunk and fell out of the pool and broke her nose. (she really hates when I word it like that)

[Ohio Blues]

Fucking W

[Glovey]

[madyaks]

Fucking W

++

If not for him I might have been able to afford and in ground pool and this would have never happened. lol

[Razzy]

How far did she fall? 5 feet or so?

[AWSmith98]

I think the most important part about all of this is YOU HAVE A FREAKIN POOL AND DIDN'T TELL ME!!!!!!!

[#1 Jimmy fan]

That sucks. Is her face all black and blue?

I fell off our ladder once after a ton of drinks, so I can completely understand how she feels. Like you, my husband laughed his ass off at me after he made sure I was ok.

[cardinalgirl]

I bumped my head on the edge of my kitchen table Friday when I was trying to reach down and get something. It hurts like hell.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

What do you tell a woman with a broken nose and scrapes on her face?

Nothing. You already told her once. Nice job Yaks.

Fell out of the pool? riiiiight

[jhanke]

I was hoping that her bewbies fell out at least.

oh well, glad she is ok

[Ohio Blues]

Ha! Ha! Some chick married madyaks!

[dv6y]

My wife's hotter.
--Airshark

[madyaks]

That sucks. Is her face all black and blue?

I fell off our ladder once after a ton of drinks, so I can completely understand how she feels. Like you, my husband laughed his ass off at me after he made sure I was ok.

OH no, I have not laughed at her yet, she is still too hurt. Maybe in a week or so. (I hope she saves me some pain pills)

[jack jones]

I hope she's ok.

[Moon Man]

That sucks. Is her face all black and blue?

I fell off our ladder once after a ton of drinks, so I can completely understand how she feels. Like you, my husband laughed his ass off at me after he made sure I was ok.

Always a good idea to climb ladders while drunk.

Moon