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      Discovery is really hurting for Shark Week content, aren't they?
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        This seems like the right place to mention that Shark Week 2008 starts on Sunday night!
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          I touched a shark at the aquarium at Mall of America last week.

          Just thought I'd share.
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            Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
            I touched a shark at the aquarium at Mall of America last week.

            Just thought I'd share.
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              Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
              I touched a shark at the aquarium at Mall of America last week.

              Just thought I'd share.
              I touched one in the Chattanooga Aquarium last year. I also had a few sharks swim between me and the shore when I was in Florida a few years back.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jester View Post
                I touched one in the Chattanooga Aquarium last year. I also had a few sharks swim between me and the shore when I was in Florida a few years back.
                that would have freaked me out. My buddy's Dad lives near Tampa and they fish for tarpon off a pier somewhere around there. He was showing me some pictures and a guy hauled in a 6 foot reef shark, another guy caught a 3 foot hammerhead - off the pier.
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                  Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                  that would have freaked me out. My buddy's Dad lives near Tampa and they fish for tarpon off a pier somewhere around there. He was showing me some pictures and a guy hauled in a 6 foot reef shark, another guy caught a 3 foot hammerhead - off the pier.
                  Yeah - we were at Ft. DeSoto and the water was shallow enough that I could walk about 50 - 75 yards away from the shore. So I walked out and stood on a sandbar - the water was crystal clear and I could see everything. So as I stand there, I start seeing fins popping up around the sandbar. I stood there for half an hour because I was both amazed and too much of a pussy to go back right away. They weren't too big and I couldn't tell what type of shark they were. When I made my way back, I went and talked to a lifeguard. He said sharks pass through that area regularly to feed on the smaller fish that congregate near the sandbar. As I was standing out there, my wife tried to signal for me to come back in, which led to a long distance game of charades. I won as she didn't guess "Fuck you, I see sharks".

                  When I lived down there, I recall news reports of a guy who lived in Tampa along one of the inlets. He had been working on his dock one afternoon and decided to jump in the water to cool off. Witnesses say he wasn't in there for more than a minute before his ass got bit - I don't think he made it.
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                      I won as she didn't guess "Fuck you, I see sharks".
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