2 golf threads at once?1!?1/!WHY!?!?!?1/!?; Wie wins 1st

[COACH REGGIE]

So Michelle Wie is in 2nd right now, 1 shot behind some poorly dressed hippobeastnotverywomanything in the LPGA tourney in Springfield Il. Coincidences as they are, that is where my tournemant this weekend is too....so my quandry is, assuming I am done before she is on Sunday, shall I go to the tournament and rape her in a porta-john along a fairway, or wait & hope she wins so that I can do it on the 18th green during trophy presentation???

[jhanke]

Trophy presentation. Be sure to yell something Dog would be proud of as you cum

[Celtic]

You are a sick sick person Reg. Two many years on the tractor I'd say.

[Turd Ferguson]

Is this one of them cries for help that Dr. Phil is always talking about?

[007]

She got DQ'd for failing to sign a scorecard

[Bleacher Creature]

She got DQ'd for failing to sign a scorecard

Wow, that's kind of a tough break.

[Iowa_Card]

Wow, that's kind of a tough break.

No, a tough break would be her breaking her putter right before she sinks the tournament-winning cup.

This was simply a stupid mistake.

[Bleacher Creature]

No, a tough break would be her breaking her putter right before she sinks the tournament-winning cup.

This was simply a stupid mistake.

Whatever.

IMO, it's an unfortunate occurance.

[Iowa_Card]

Whatever.

IMO, it's an unfortunate occurance.

I shed no tears for her lack of responsibility.

[jhanke]

so i guess Coach R will not be on television this weekend.

[Bleacher Creature]

I shed no tears for her lack of responsibility.

Yeah, the MO of this board is to laugh at another person's mistakes and misfortunes.

Hey, I'm not shedding any tears, but I'm not yukking in up in a full scale belly laugh, either.

[hansolo]

Yeah, the MO of this board is to laugh at another person's mistakes and misfortunes.

Hey, I'm not shedding any tears, but I'm not yukking in up in a full scale belly laugh, either.

Talk about building a straw man.

I don't think anyone is laughing at her - just does not feel any sympathy because she' s a pro. She should have known better.

[Iowa_Card]

Talk about building a straw man.

I don't think anyone is laughing at her - just does not feel any sympathy because she' s a pro. She should have known better.

No one should have to explain that to Kev. Yet, here we are.

[007]

Sue Witters, the LPGA's director of tournament competitions, disqualified Wie in a small office in an LPGA trailer at the course after asking her what had happened.


"She was like a little kid after you tell them there's no Santa Claus," Witters said.

k

[Iowa_Card]

k

Yeah, I read that part and thought that was kind of unprofessional.