Different people face disappointment in different ways. Some refuse to accept defeat--"We'll trade for Jason Bay and a lefty relief pitcher!". Some fly into rage--"#@(@%TW(#(!!% Isringhausen!". And some, like me, give up.
Let's say you accept that no team that HAS A 10-4 LEAD IN THE EIGHTH INNING AGAINST THE GODDAM PIRATES AND STILL MANAGES TO LOSE is going to make the playoffs, either as NL Central champs or as the wild card. Let's say you realize that with Mulder taken out to be euthanized, Wainwright not coming back until it's too late, Carpenter not coming back in 2008 (who are they kidding?) and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PITCHER WE CAN COUNT ON IN THE BULLPEN, NOT A GODDAMN ONE, that this team will probably finish, oh, .500 at best.
You sell, right? You chalk 2008 up as indeed the rebuilding year everybody thought it would be in March, and sell. So who do you sell?
*Kyle Lohse. There has to be a team out there that would give us something decent for a pitcher who's checking into the All-Star Break with an 11-2 record and a 3.39 ERA.
*Russ Springer. Hey, he's got a 2.24 ERA and is striking out nearly a batter an inning.
*Ryan Ludwick. Two words: sell high.
*Rick Ankiel. This is 007's idea.
*Skip Schumaker. Surely the eventual promotion of Colby Rasmus will make him expendable.
Well? And don't say any of our minor-league prospects. Sellers want more developing talent, not less.
Let's say you accept that no team that HAS A 10-4 LEAD IN THE EIGHTH INNING AGAINST THE GODDAM PIRATES AND STILL MANAGES TO LOSE is going to make the playoffs, either as NL Central champs or as the wild card. Let's say you realize that with Mulder taken out to be euthanized, Wainwright not coming back until it's too late, Carpenter not coming back in 2008 (who are they kidding?) and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PITCHER WE CAN COUNT ON IN THE BULLPEN, NOT A GODDAMN ONE, that this team will probably finish, oh, .500 at best.
You sell, right? You chalk 2008 up as indeed the rebuilding year everybody thought it would be in March, and sell. So who do you sell?
*Kyle Lohse. There has to be a team out there that would give us something decent for a pitcher who's checking into the All-Star Break with an 11-2 record and a 3.39 ERA.
*Russ Springer. Hey, he's got a 2.24 ERA and is striking out nearly a batter an inning.
*Ryan Ludwick. Two words: sell high.
*Rick Ankiel. This is 007's idea.
*Skip Schumaker. Surely the eventual promotion of Colby Rasmus will make him expendable.
Well? And don't say any of our minor-league prospects. Sellers want more developing talent, not less.
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