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  • If you're going to cheat on your spouse....

    DON'T do it @ the Verizonport Ampitheatre....

    My brother in law, who thinks he's sly, got busted @ Steve Miller concert Sunday. Apparently he had the good seats, which required showing proof of your right to sit in that section.

    That didn't stop my sister & her friend, who got permission from the security guard to snap a photo. After seeing photo, my sister told the guard, "That is my husband, May I?"

    Guard lets her proceed...Not too much rage from my sister, but her friend went off. All my sister wanted was closure. Dude had too many second chances.

    The Coup De Grace was when she told me that the security guard told her that she looked better than the other woman....And, the disgraced never saw Steve Miller perform! My sister OTOH had a great time!

    Guys, do what you have to do if things aren't good at home, but remember:

    Don't leave any evidence of any purchase, financial transaction.

    Don't wear bright clothing.

    Beware of friendly folks on the lawn willing to lend their binochulars...

    Beware of the friendly security willing to enable confrontation.

    Happy Filandering!

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    I have never fucked around on anyone I was dating because, if nothing else, I am guaranteed to be dumb enough to get caught.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Maverick View Post
      I have never fucked around on anyone I was dating because, if nothing else, I am guaranteed to be dumb enough to get caught.

      ++

      I'm not a good liar. That in itself is bad because some people can't handle the truth.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Maverick View Post
        I have never fucked around on anyone I was dating because, if nothing else, I am guaranteed to be dumb enough to get caught.
        +++
        Make America Great For Once.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Maverick View Post
          I have never fucked around on anyone I was dating because, if nothing else, I am guaranteed to be dumb enough to get caught.
          I have never fucked around on anyone I was dating because I could never find anyone drunk enough to be willing.
          "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
          --Albert Einstein

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          • #6
            You'll always get caught.

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            • #7
              I can't stand people who cheat. I've been cheated on before and it sucks. So nope, I never have and never will.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by STL JA View Post
                I can't stand people who cheat. I've been cheated on before and it sucks. So nope, I never have and never will.
                I agree. Way too many men think it's so damn cool and macho to do this, yet these same men would explode like a volcano if their wife/girlfriend pulled that stunt on them.
                Make America Great For Once.

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                • #9
                  Jack:

                  Did the brother-in-law know his wife was going to be there but tried to get away with it anyway?

                  You should have borrowed money from him. Doesn't sound too bright.
                  "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
                  --Albert Einstein

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                  • #10
                    Ain't nothing wrong with a man getting a little on the side...























                    ...and as soon as I convince my wife of that I'll be all set.

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                    • #11
                      Side comment:

                      Never take your wife or SO to a movie that involves cheating / adultery / philandering, etc...Fatal Attraction was the worst.

                      No matter how innocent you are you will come out of it looking guilty. Especially if you go out of your way to "demonstrate" how not guilty you are.
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                      • #12
                        I get uncomfortable and uneasy just watching movies where a dude cheats on his wife, much less doing it myself. So no. Never.
                        Of course you do.

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                        • #13
                          I can't keep one woman in my life happy. Ain't no way in hell I would try to keep another one happy.

                          I don't know how those polygamists do it.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ShortHop View Post
                            I get uncomfortable and uneasy just watching movies where a dude cheats on his wife, much less doing it myself. So no. Never.
                            Speaking of...

                            The Perfect Crime
                            Unfaithful
                            The Break up

                            All terrible movies, just to name a few. There's no single character to "root" for because all of the characters suck.
                            Of course you do.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                              I can't keep one woman in my life happy. Ain't no way in hell I would try to keep another one happy.

                              I don't know how those polygamists do it.
                              Words to live by.

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                              Dear God, KBF here. I'd just like to say thanks, once again, for allowing Dusty Baker and I to live during the same time period. Every time I think he's given me his last gift -- overpitching Prior in the playoffs, getting cocky in Game 6 vs. the Angels, blowing another game for the Cubs -- he does something stupid like pitching to Albert Pujols. Thy will be done, baby!!!!!

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