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  • The Story of The Wife's Ring -- On My Anniversary

    Today is my 11th anniversary. I tell you this only because it was my reason for discovering what I did, and led to a great anniversary present.

    I have to work Saturdays, and after work today I went to the grocery store to buy a card and a can of Kodiak.

    Working the customer service area was a girl who used to babysit for us. We let her go after she stole some small items (make-up, petty cash) but we could never prove it. Since then, she has been very sweet, asking about the baby and the kids and all that, and we've returned the kindness. She smiled at me and rang up my purchase and made small talk, when I noticed she had on a diamond ring. I asked if she was engaged, and she said no. As she did, she flipped her hand over so I couldn't see the stones and said she found it at the beach. I was looking at the ring, because in the back of my mind, she was always suspect. A thief is a thief.

    My wife has been missing her three-stone diamond anniversary ring since she was pregnant, because she had to take it off when she started growing. The missing ring has been a point of contention for me and stress for my wife, but we the subject came up last night and although it still aggravated me, I was resigned to it being lost.

    Well, I asked her to show it to me, and she pretended not to hear me. I asked again and she showed it to me. I told her it was pretty and went home, my anger and my agitation rising.

    I told my wife that our former babysitter was wearing her ring and she should go up and look at it. While there, my wife ran into two friends who went with her to confront the girl, who stuck with her story and poured on some sugar. My wife, God love her, is a hopeless optimist, but even she was unconvinced.

    In the mean time, I called the police, talked to my cop neighbor and called the girls parents. I told the girl's mother the story and said if she returned the ring, we wouldn't press charges. She called back and said her daughter would return when she got off work. I asked if she admitted it, and her mother said no, and matter-of-factly informed me that her daughter had owned the ring for some time. I told her it had been missing for some time, and thanked her.

    After the call, the officer arrived. He took our story and went to interview her. To make a long story short, she confessed to the cop and he returned her ring with a smile. He said she stuck by her story at first, until he told her some story about tracking the diamonds and she broke down and confessed.

    We'll be going out for a romantic dinner with two rough boys and a baby.

    A happy anniversary, indeed.
    His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
    Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

  • #2
    Wow.

    Great story, Moe. I'm glad you got the ring back. This girl sounds like she may have a little bit of a problem.

    And it's remarkable how many people believe the lies cops tells them. Reminds me of "The Wire" -- when they would hook somebody up to the copy machine and tell them it was a lie detector.

    Happy anniversary!
    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
    --Albert Einstein

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    • #3
      By the way, this is a nice story, but it's missing something. Call it....revenge.

      Here's what you do -- go back to the store with about 50 friends. Shoplift everything that isn't nailed down. The cops will suspect her, of course.

      Pork steaks for everyone!!!!
      "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
      --Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        Originally posted by kennyboyerfan View Post
        By the way, this is a nice story, but it's missing something. Call it....revenge.

        Here's what you do -- go back to the store with about 50 friends. Shoplift everything that isn't nailed down. The cops will suspect her, of course.

        Pork steaks for everyone!!!!
        We're gonna Maull it!
        His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
        Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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        • #5
          Originally posted by kennyboyerfan View Post
          Wow.

          Great story, Moe. I'm glad you got the ring back. This girl sounds like she may have a little bit of a problem.

          And it's remarkable how many people believe the lies cops tells them. Reminds me of "The Wire" -- when they would hook somebody up to the copy machine and tell them it was a lie detector.

          Happy anniversary!
          Yeah, and she wanted to bring it back to us so she could play the old "I didn't steal this from you, but I don't want any problems."

          And so she could tell her mom that without revealing the police interview.

          I tried to call her mom back to say, "Hey, just wanted to let you know that we won't be pressing charges since she confessed to the police." Nobody answered.

          Just so they know for sure that their daughter is a thief.
          His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
          Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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          • #6
            Great story.

            Could have been written better though. (winky smilie)

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            • #7
              So the baby sitter ended up with your cock ring. It happens, sure. But why get the wife in on it (unless you are a kinky lil' devil)?

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              • #8
                Get shot for a lot less down here.

                I despise thievery. It is even worse because it was someone you trusted enough to watch your kids. You should still press charges. I mean it is your wifes freaking wedding ring.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                  Great story.

                  Could have been written better though. (winky smilie)
                  My hands are still shaking.

                  I'll PM you the Airshark version when I'm calmer.
                  His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                  Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sheriff Blaylock View Post
                    Get shot for a lot less down here.

                    I despise thievery. It is even worse because it was someone you trusted enough to watch your kids. You should still press charges. I mean it is your wifes freaking wedding ring.
                    I hate a thief more than anything, but my wife just wants to be done with the whole sorry episode, so we are.
                    His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                    Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hepatitis Dispenser View Post
                      So the baby sitter ended up with your cock ring. It happens, sure. But why get the wife in on it (unless you are a kinky lil' devil)?
                      She's got a sharper eye for detail.
                      His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                      Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                      • #12
                        Awesome story. How old was this little thief when she stole from you?

                        Make sure you keep calling her parents until they know the real story.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Damon View Post
                          Awesome story. How old was this little thief when she stole from you?

                          Make sure you keep calling her parents until they know the real story.
                          16, and I intend to -- I see her mom once or twice a week.
                          His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                          Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                          • #14
                            I had some stuff stolen by our cleaning company at work. I kept a long line of quarters in my desk drawer and thought it shorter than it should. Didn't think much of it until my dad said the same thing about his change stash few weeks later.

                            They came on Tuesdays and Thursdays so at the beginning of the week I counted the quarters. They took 75 cents Tuesday and a buck on Thursday. I kept a huge stack of cd's on the floor way under my desk so I decided to look through it. Come to find out, the morons stole 4 cd's (not the cases, just the discs).

                            I told the owner of the cleaning co. that I wanted to talk to him and then told him what happened. He bought me the cd's that were missing but I could tell he really didn't believe me. That really pissed me off so I went to the owner of my company, whom I've known since I was born, and he fired them.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Damon View Post
                              I had some stuff stolen by our cleaning company at work. I kept a long line of quarters in my desk drawer and thought it shorter than it should. Didn't think much of it until my dad said the same thing about his change stash few weeks later.

                              They came on Tuesdays and Thursdays so at the beginning of the week I counted the quarters. They took 75 cents Tuesday and a buck on Thursday. I kept a huge stack of cd's on the floor way under my desk so I decided to look through it. Come to find out, the morons stole 4 cd's (not the cases, just the discs).

                              I told the owner of the cleaning co. that I wanted to talk to him and then told him what happened. He bought me the cd's that were missing but I could tell he really didn't believe me. That really pissed me off so I went to the owner of my company, whom I've known since I was born, and he fired them.
                              Awesome.

                              Thieves always get their comeuppance because they can't help themselves from helping themselves to other people's shit.
                              His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                              Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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