Hasn't This Place Been Great Since Turd Left?

[Moon Man]

Moon

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

Turd is gone?

He didn't die did he?

[Dr.Gonzo]

He jumped out a window.

[Bleacher Creature]

Did he go on vacation?

And where is Ohio Blues?

[younghutch]

He jumped out a window.

That will NEVER get old!

[Johnny H]

Unable to vote on the poll due to the lack of a LaRussa option.

[drobny23]

Johnny H is right....La Russa

[Dr.Gonzo]

The Gonz: dunno
The Gonz: that's fucked up
The Gonz: lounge is still super slow
The Gonz: can't figure it out
Glubber: and Nebby isn't responding to my PM
The Gonz: lounge is slow for her too
Glubber: ah
The Gonz: still can't get in..this is killing me
The Gonz: turd's not on im
Glubber: i know, even though i told him to get on
Glubber: and earlier he said he'd try to get on
The Gonz: hm
The Gonz: he was going to visit his grandma today..not sure what that meant..
The Gonz: he's scaring me a bit
Glubber: yea, i didn't quite follow that either
Glubber: and he said he had to do it before it rained
The Gonz: oh...
The Gonz: her grave probably
Glubber: that's what i assumed
The Gonz: he said his mother's side of the family had a history of
mental illness
The Gonz: i wonder if he got jacked with it?
Glubber: i dunno dude, but i'm starting to wonder
The Gonz: me too..i'm worried about him
Glubber: as am i
The Gonz: oh brother..he's not responding to PMs or IMs or
emails..won't even answer his cell
Glubber: jebus
The Gonz: i may drive over to his house
The Gonz: you think i should?
Glubber: i don't know
Glubber: maybe
The Gonz: i'll try calling him again
Glubber: ok
Glubber: any answer?
The Gonz: no..i think i'm gonna go
The Gonz: over there
The Gonz: and find out what's up
Glubber: i think you should
The Gonz: k..i'll check in with you later..he doesn't live far from me
Glubber: alright
Glubber signed off at 10:31:04 PM.
The Gonz: jesus dude
The Gonz: this is bad
Glubber: what
The Gonz: i'm at turd's
The Gonz: he's ok..
The Gonz: i guess
Glubber: good
The Gonz: he's laying down right now
The Gonz: he'd thrown himself down his steps..
The Gonz: said he was upset that he could use his legs and neb couldn't
Glubber: christ
The Gonz: i think he's intoxicated
The Gonz: not sure what brought this on todya...trying to find out if
it's some aniversary
The Gonz: he just keeps mumbling..
The Gonz: i'm just glad his wife and kid are still at her mom's
Glubber: yes, that's good
The Gonz: dude..what should I do with him?
Glubber: i don't know dude. you might have to stay there all night
The Gonz: jebus
The Gonz: should i try and get neb over here to calm him down?
The Gonz: maybe he could push her around some?
Glubber: i don't know, maybe
The Gonz: i'm beside myself..i really don't know what to do..
The Gonz: now he's looking through his medicine cabinet.
The Gonz: shit..hold on
Glubber: jeebus
The Gonz: ok..he's on the bathroom floor now
The Gonz: christ he reeks of alcohol
The Gonz: i hope his wife doesn't get pissed..i just flushed all her pain pills
Glubber: i doubt she'll be pissed
The Gonz: i hope not
The Gonz: man..did you learn about this in any kind of class or shit
dude..i'm kinda freaked
The Gonz: i don't know what to do
The Gonz: should i let him sleep it off? or take him to the hospital?
Glubber: don't let him go to sleep
Glubber: that's definitely a no-no
The Gonz: ok..how do i keep him up?
Glubber: talk to him. make him talk to you
The Gonz: shit..ok
Glubber: turn on the t.v. for him or something. i dunno, just
throwing out ideas
The Gonz: ok..i can do that
Glubber: christ, that thread's still a madhouse
The Gonz: really?
The Gonz: these guys are animals dood
Glubber: i've renebzed
The Gonz: what would keep him interested?
The Gonz: on the tv
Glubber: ESPN?
The Gonz: ok..hang on..mallrats is on usa
Glubber: that will work
The Gonz: i hope so, but there's some bad dubbing over the naughty parts
The Gonz: ok..he's trying to say something..hang on
Glubber: ok
The Gonz: hang on..he's trying to sleep..
The Gonz: that's bad right?
Glubber: yes
The Gonz: coffee?
Glubber: yes
Glubber: anything
The Gonz: ignore them on the board..they don't get it
The Gonz: i think he's getting better..hang on
Glubber: ok
The Gonz: any other suggestions..i'm brewing coffee and trying to
give him a mt dew
Glubber: um
Glubber: i honestly don't know
Glubber: how does 007 know about Turd?
The Gonz: i was im'ing him when i left
Glubber: ah
Glubber: seems like he doesn't give a shit
The Gonz: 007 is a bit of an ass
Glubber: i want to knock the shit out of that pompous ass
The Gonz: he's just internet tough guy
Glubber: i wish Nebby's connection wasn't acting up so she
could rip those mother fuckers a new one
The Gonz: shit..hang on
Glubber: ok
The Gonz: he just spewed and i am not cleaning that shit up
The Gonz: uhg
Glubber: jesus
The Gonz: tell me bout it
Glubber: have you called neb?
The Gonz: OH FUCK HE JUST JUMPED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW
Glubber: are you serious
The Gonz: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
SHIT
Glubber: first or second floor?
Glubber: jesus dude, wtf
Glubber: WTF
The Gonz: second floor..
The Gonz: damn..hang on
The Gonz: dammit
The Gonz: dood..this
Glubber: go see if he's ok!
Glubber: jesus!
The Gonz: ok..i'm just gonna leave
The Gonz: i can't be here
The Gonz: i can't deal
The Gonz: with this
Glubber: you can't leave
The Gonz: i can't deal with it
The Gonz: shit
The Gonz: fuck
Glubber: you can't leave him there!
The Gonz: dude
The Gonz: what do i do/
Glubber: see if he's ok!
The Gonz: ok
The Gonz: ok
The Gonz: hang ong
Glubber: make sure he didn't fucking run off!
The Gonz: ok
The Gonz: fuck
Glubber: and fucking call 911
The Gonz: ok...he's ok
The Gonz: and he's laughing
The Gonz: wtf?
Glubber: jesus christ
The Gonz: apparently second floor is 1st floor in the back?
Glubber: thank god
The Gonz: it was like a 3 foot drop
Glubber: jebus
The Gonz: he thinks it's fucking funny
Glubber: god damn
The Gonz: i should hit him
The Gonz: i won't
Glubber: i'd be kicking his ass right now, but that's just me
The Gonz: oh shit
The Gonz: my heart is pounding
The Gonz: he's still on the ground..fucking laughing
Glubber: laughing is better than sleeping or dying
The Gonz: i guess
The Gonz: yeah.. it is
The Gonz: should i pee on him?
Glubber: jebus
The Gonz: i'm really angry
Glubber: just sit on him
The Gonz: hahahah
The Gonz: good one..
The Gonz: i need a fucking milky way
Glubber: i fucking need one too. jebus, this is insane
The Gonz: it's almost too weird to be happening
Glubber: indeed
Glubber: i wish Nebby would get online so i could talk to
somebody and calm myself down
The Gonz: are you upset?
Glubber: yes
The Gonz: he's fine dude..
The Gonz: neb is fine too
The Gonz: she just emailed me
The Gonz: take deep breaths
Glubber: why isn't she online then?
The Gonz: don't know..i don't see her on IM
Glubber: she isn't on there or at the Lounge, but she did say
that her connection is shitty tonight
The Gonz: yeah
The Gonz: mine got better though
Glubber: jebus, i need something to calm me down
The Gonz: deep breaths
The Gonz: are you posting on the lounge right now?
Glubber: yes
The Gonz: ok
The Gonz: are you sure you're ok?
Glubber: yes. positive
The Gonz: ok..you're not pulling my chain are you?
Glubber: no
Glubber: i just feel like i'm the reason he did this
The Gonz: seriously?
The Gonz: for real, you really think that?
Glubber: yes
The Gonz: no bs?
The Gonz: dude..don't fucking think that
The Gonz: please
Glubber: a little
The Gonz: ok..listen
The Gonz: he's just fine..really
The Gonz: he's putting his kid to bed
Glubber: jesus, his kid's there?!
The Gonz: yes, but i'm not
Glubber: wtf
The Gonz: and neb is no cripple
Glubber: WTF
Glubber: fuck you
Glubber: fuck you
Glubber: i fucking hate you
Glubber: what the fuck
The Gonz: ok..well turd was supposed to be telling you this
Glubber: what the fuck did i fucking do to deserve this
fucking bullshit
Glubber: i can't fucking believe you would so something like this
Glubber: why?
Glubber: what did i do to deserve this?
The Gonz: ok..chill out dude..hang on a sec
Glubber: fuck, i'm fucking crying
Glubber: fuck you
The Gonz: no..you're pulling my leg now aren't you?
Glubber: no i'm not
The Gonz: serious?
Glubber: yes
The Gonz: shit dude
Glubber: wtf
The Gonz: dude..
Glubber: just tell me, wtf did i do to deserve this?
The Gonz: nothing...nothing at all..
Glubber: you mother fucker
The Gonz: you have a good sense of humor
Glubber: who the hell pulls a prank like t his?
The Gonz: turd?
Glubber: obviously

[Moon Man]

Come to think of it, it was nice when Gonzo was gone too.

Moon

[Dr.Gonzo]

Come to think of it, it was nice when Gonzo was gone too.

Moon

Maybe you should be posting here:

http://www.experienceproject.com/group_forum.php?g=4729&np=t

[Donuts_For_Koharski]

I'm cold.

[Cardz82]

I think this poll is rigged.

"That's what she said."

[Moon Man]

The Gonz: i need a fucking milky way
Glubber: i fucking need one too. jebus, this is insane

The equivalent of phone sex for those two.

Moon

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

everytime I read that I start cracking up all over again

[sportschick]

everytime I read that I start cracking up all over again

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