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    Rejoice! You may be able to go back to church now...

    KSDK) -- Archbishop Raymond Burke will be leaving St. Louis. Pope Benedict the XVI has named Archbishop Burke to the Vatican's Supreme Tribunal of Apostolic Signatura in Rome.
    The Apostolic Signatura is the highest judicial authority of the Catholic Church.
    The announcement was made at the Vatican.
    According to Canon Law, the College of Consultors, will elect an administrator to oversee the St. Louis archdiocese until the Pope appoints a new Archbishop.
    The court is designed to ensure that justice is administered correctly in all tribunals and offices.
    Most of the cases handled by the court are marriage annulments.
    With this appointment, Archbishop Burke may soon become a Cardinal.
    Archbishop Burke will answer questions later Friday at 11:00 a.m. at he Auditorium of the Cardinal Rigali Center.
    Archbishop Burke will remain in St. Louis until he moves to Rome in August.
    Stay with NewsChannel 5 for more on this developing story.
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    Moon

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    • #3
      so he gets a new funny hat to wear?
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        Plans for his farewell gala are in the works, call St. Stanislaus for more details.
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        • #5
          hope the new guy is better, but he probably wont be

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          • #6
            Is he taking jhuegy along with him?

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            • #7
              This is probably one of the few pieces of good news in his whole tenure here...

              "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
              Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
              -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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              • #8
                Originally posted by jhanke View Post
                hope the new guy is better, but he probably wont be

                So, you don't wan't bishop Braxton from Belleville?

                He's been a step down since bishop Gregory went to ATL to become Archbishop.

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                • #9
                  watch what you say...... an excommunication could be coming your way.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jusse View Post
                    watch what you say...... an excommunication could be coming your way.

                    I'm not Catholic...

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                      Before ascending into heaven, Jesus said, "And be sure to create a Supreme Tribunal of Apostolic Signatura."
                      Former 2017 OFFICIAL SPONSOR of Braves' Fill-In Matt Adams,
                      Jesus is . . .


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                      • #12
                        So can he fuck over more small churches now?
                        Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by madyaks View Post
                          So can he fuck over more small churches now?
                          "It would have been difficult for us to discuss it with his dick in my mouth, so evidently I don't know him that well."

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                            Originally posted by drobny23 View Post
                            Before ascending into heaven, Jesus said, "And be sure to create a Supreme Tribunal of Apostolic Signatura."
                            Well played.
                            His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                            Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                              Originally posted by drobny23 View Post
                              Before ascending into heaven, Jesus said, "And be sure to create a Supreme Tribunal of Apostolic Signatura."
                              Oh geewilly, you're just being funny.

                              But one thing Jesus did say, is this, "You can have no life in yourselves, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man, and drink his blood. The man who eats my flesh and drinks my blood enjoys eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day. My flesh is real food, my blood is real drink. He who eats my flesh, and drinks my blood, lives continually in me, and I in him." (Jn 6: 54-57)

                              It is here that Judas falls away...

                              "This is strange talk, who can be expected to listen to it?"

                              "After this, many of his disciples went back to their own ways, and walked no more in his company."

                              And the rest, as they say, is history...

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