Best Line you have used or heard

[Nsane2Bme]

I have been thinking about this, oh for about a week now. So here it goes...(and I'm sure we already have a thread for this - but I'm not looking for it or bumping it up).

What is the best line you have used on someone, or has been told to you. And when I say "best line" - I'm not meaning the wham-bam-thank you ma'am one nighter either. I'm referring to a sincere compliment you gave your SO, or they gave you.

[Dr.Gonzo]

I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

[Blues Fan in TX]

A friend of mine had one of the best wham-bam-thank you ma'am lines I've ever heard:

"I'm undressing you with my eyes. What do you say we go to my place and let my hands get in on the action?"



I don't think it ever worked, but he said it maybe 30 times and I cracked up everytime he said it...

[Cardz82]

I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

You were watching that last night weren't you?ha

The Sherminator!

Best line I ever got from a girl:

"Do you like the color of my lipstick? Cuz you're going to see it at the base of your cock later." That's an exact quote too.

Needless to say(even though I had hooked up with her awhile before this) it did not happen as she got waaaay to drunk and passed out early. I should have just asked if she wanted to leave right then and there.

I don't use lines on girls unless I'm just acting stupid and saying them for a laugh.

[sportschick]

A friend of mine had one of the best wham-bam-thank you ma'am lines I've ever heard:

"I'm undressing you with my eyes. What do you say we go to my place and let my hands get in on the action?"



I don't think it ever worked, but he said it maybe 30 times and I cracked up everytime he said it...

[Blues Fan in TX]

Yeah, it was bad, but we were in Rolla, so we had pretty much given up on the idea of getting laid...we were mainly just trying to get a laugh out of people at that point...

[sportschick]

Yeah, it was bad, but we were in Rolla, so we had pretty much given up on the idea of getting laid...we were mainly just trying to get a laugh out of people at that point...

Rolla? I'm surprised that line didn't work!
Of course, in Rolla, you prolly didn't want that line to work.

[Nsane2Bme]

I was having a bad day last week (not feeling well) - talking to one of the Project Managers out here asked me what was wrong and I told him I wasn't feeling well. He told me I needed a "OGH" and I was like, what?

his reply "Old Guy Hug".

I was rolling...

[jack jones]

My only line is "would you like a drink". It works ok.

A buddy from a while ago had pretty remarkable luck with "I have some weed in my car, wanna go get high??

[Dr.Gonzo]

Best used at a gay bar:

"Mind if I push in your stool?"

[Dr.Gonzo]

Look, have another drink. We're both lonely and desperate. Here's $300 and in the morning we can go back to being cousins.

[Jeffro]

I have never yet found a good, consistent line.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Reach in my pocket and see if you can find the candy bar.

/hep

[Schwahalala]

I have never yet found a good, consistent line.

Hello,

My name is Schwa and you are?

Thank you -

[Dr.Gonzo]

Wanna hang out in my garage and drink from gas cans?

I have a great fedora.

I'm a Dr Pepper survivor.