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    We gotta a thing goin on,
    we meet every day,
    at the same cafe,
    6:30 I know she'll be there,
    holding hands,
    making all kinds of plans.
    LONG LIVE THE NOTE!


  • #2
    Ooh, cheating songs.

    Reasons.
    Run to you.
    Lyin Eyes.
    Secret lovers.
    Make America Great For Once.

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    • #3
      I wasn't really thinking about cheating songs. I'm in my Philadelphia International playlist right now.

      We gotta be extra careful,
      we both got our own obligations.
      LONG LIVE THE NOTE!

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      • #4
        I am just thankful that it was not more trashing of Bill Clinton. He has had it rough enough this year, already.
        v


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        • #5
          Yo man) Yo
          (Open up man) What do you want man?
          (My girl just caught me)
          You let her catch you?
          (I don't know how I let this happen)
          With who?
          (The girl next door, you know?) Man...
          (I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
          (Alright)

          Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
          Creeping with the girl next door
          Picture this we were both butt-naked
          Banging on the bathroom floor
          How could I forget
          That I had given her an extra key
          All this time she was standing there
          She never took her eyes off me

          How you can grant the woman access to your villa
          Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
          You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
          Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
          To be a true player you have to know how to play
          If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
          Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
          And you tell her baby no way

          But she caught me on the counter
          (It wasn't me)
          Saw me banging on the sofa
          (It wasn't me)
          I even had her in the shower
          (It wasn't me)
          She even caught me on camera
          (It wasn't me)
          She saw the marks on my shoulder
          (It wasn't me)
          Heard the words that I told her
          (It wasn't me)
          Heard the screams getting louder
          (It wasn't me)
          She stayed until it was over

          Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
          Creeping with the girl next door
          Picture this we were both butt-naked
          Banging on the bathroom floor
          How could I forget
          That I had given her an extra key
          All this time she was standing there
          She never took her eyes off me

          I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
          Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
          Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on
          Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
          As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
          Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
          You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
          Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
          Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
          You know you better run fast

          But she caught me on the counter
          (It wasn't me)
          Saw me banging on the sofa
          (It wasn't me)
          I even had her in the shower
          (It wasn't me)
          She even caught me on camera
          (It wasn't me)
          She saw the marks on my shoulder
          (It wasn't me)
          Heard the words that I told her
          (It wasn't me)
          Heard the screams getting louder
          (It wasn't me)
          She stayed until it was over

          Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
          Creeping with the girl next door
          Picture this we were both butt-naked
          Banging on the bathroom floor
          How could I forget
          That I had given her an extra key
          All this time she was standing there
          She never took her eyes off me

          How could I forget;
          That I had given her an extra key
          All this time she was standing there
          She never took her eyes off me
          Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
          I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
          It makes no sense at all
          We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
          You may think that you're a player
          But you're completely lost

          Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
          Creeping with the girl next door
          Picture this we were both butt-naked
          Banging on the bathroom floor
          How could I forget
          That I had given her an extra key
          All this time she was standing there
          She never took her eyes off me
          Feb. 08, 2005
          Lois Lane: What's the general opinion of a gal asking the guy out?

          Forever
          Lounge sponsor of YYZ and his Mardi Gras crew.
          Originally posted by Airshark
          NSane has already won - because the Sharks are well and truly ef'ed.

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