I am ok

[Blues Fan in TX]

Another fire near San Jose, but I am safe and sound.

Thanks for your concern.

Oh wait. No one expressed any concern.

Well, fuck you then.

[Iowa_Card]

We have all the water you need here in Iowa. Just run a garden hose here and we'll find a pump to hook it up to.

[Blues Fan in TX]

We have all the water you need here in Iowa. Just run a garden hose here and we'll find a pump to hook it up to.

Might be too difficult. We can send you some fire, though - that way instead of all that water sitting around doing nothing you can actually use it for something...

[ppg shg]

Another fire near San Jose, but I am safe and sound.

Thanks for your concern.

Oh wait. No one expressed any concern.

Well, fuck you then.

In your off time, you cheer for the Sharks.

[moedrabowsky]

Glad you're okay, ya' big baby.

[Blues Fan in TX]

Glad you're okay, ya' big baby.

[cardinalgirl]

this is a good opportunity to smoke the bees away from your house.

[Ty Shula]

you're OK, i'm OK

[Blues Fan in TX]

this is a good opportunity to smoke the bees away from your house.

++

Sound advice.

[Guppy]

Did you feel the earthquake?

[ChiTownBluesFan]

Another fire near San Jose, but I am safe and sound.

Thanks for your concern.

Oh wait. No one expressed any concern.

Well, fuck you then.

I just figured the fire had something to do with there being a Red Wing (or, really, just a fan) in the area, and your displeasure about them winning the Cup.

[Airshark]

If you're talking about the Martin fire, I'm the one you should be worried about. It's less than eight miles from my house and spreading very rapidly.

[moedrabowsky]

If you're talking about the Martin fire, I'm the one you should be worried about. It's less than eight miles from my house and spreading very rapidly.

Are you okay Sharkie?

[Jaws]

If you're talking about the Martin fire, I'm the one you should be worried about. It's less than eight miles from my house and spreading very rapidly.

[younghutch]

Cry me a fucking river, BfinSF - I work about a mile from the Humboldt fire up here in Nor Cal. I feel like a piece of smoked salmon.

Stay safe.