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    A funeral director in Philly called yesterday

    and had bought Cards tix to the games this weekend and just found out that he couldn't use them because his kids were going to the playoffs in their little league. So he sent tickets by fed ex and didn't want money for them...apparently. We talked for a while about Chase Utley and he said if I ever make it to Philly I should stop by one of his funeral homes and say hi. He said he was bummed to hear about Pujols and he was also bummed to be missing out on this weekend here.

    weird, huh? he just sent me these tickets in the redbird club for friday and 132 row B <--- for Saturday.

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    Just wait until you are in Philly. He'll expect sex.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
      Just wait until you are in Philly. He'll expect sex.
      yep, and probably anal too
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      • #4
        oh. ew.

        now that I actually see where section 132 is....it will be hot.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
          oh. ew.

          now that I actually see where section 132 is....it will be hot.

          Oh, it will be hot alright.

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            Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
            Oh, it will be hot alright.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
              oh. ew.

              now that I actually see where section 132 is....it will be hot.
              Yeah...132 is where I sit...you will also be looking into the sun (when you look @ homeplate) once it starts to drop from directly overhead...
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              • #8
                Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
                oh. ew.

                now that I actually see where section 132 is....it will be hot.
                That's what he said.
                If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                • #9
                  he's not travelling to stl. that's why he fedexed the tickets you rubes.



                  what's a rube?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
                    he's not travelling to stl. that's why he fedexed the tickets you rubes.



                    what's a rube?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
                      he's not travelling to stl. that's why he fedexed the tickets you rubes.

                      what's a rube?


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                      • #12
                        then I said it right.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                          yep, and probably anal too
                          A little trip to section A2M
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by blue zone View Post
                            A little trip to section A2M
                            that's over the line mister
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by blue zone View Post
                              A little trip to section A2M
                              Oh man.

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