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  • Holy $#@%! I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

    I've started the Father's Day thread early, for good reason. I actually knew Sunday night, but I didn't trust the three pregnancy tests, but my wife saw the Dr. today.


    ...and I was told I didn't have enough swimmers in the pool.

    I even had an appt. scheduled with a specialist @ Univ. of Iowa...to discuss co$tly IVF...(CANCELLED!)

    Maybe if it's a boy, I should give it the names of the 2 Dr.'s who made me think it was an impossibility...I only needed 1, not 100,000,000...

    I only hope it's not twins....

    I already have a son, whom I adopted, but this child will be my legacy...I just don't know what to think. I don't care what gender, although my wife wants a girl & I do to because my mom has 5 grandsons, and the kid will be spoiled.

    Happy Father's day to all!

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    Congrats!

    Leave your future plans at the door. They'll be waiting for you in 20 years.
    His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
    Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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    • #3
      Congrats to you and the misses!
      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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      • #4
        Congrats!! Thats very exciting.

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        • #5
          Congrats JD.
          Sponsor of:
          Brian Elliott
          Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
          5-29-14-House77 turns down offer of free beer from me

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jack Daniels View Post
            I've started the Father's Day thread early, for good reason. I actually knew Sunday night, but I didn't trust the three pregnancy tests, but my wife saw the Dr. today.


            ...and I was told I didn't have enough swimmers in the pool.

            I even had an appt. scheduled with a specialist @ Univ. of Iowa...to discuss co$tly IVF...(CANCELLED!)

            Maybe if it's a boy, I should give it the names of the 2 Dr.'s who made me think it was an impossibility...I only needed 1, not 100,000,000...

            I only hope it's not twins....

            I already have a son, whom I adopted, but this child will be my legacy
            ...I just don't know what to think. I don't care what gender, although my wife wants a girl & I do to because my mom has 5 grandsons, and the kid will be spoiled.

            Happy Father's day to all!
            Bet that makes the adopted child feel just great...

            At any rate, congratulations on the baby and saving a ton of dough...

            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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            • #7
              Wow, awesome news JD. Congrats!
              RIP Dave

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              • #8
                Glad to hear your dick works...

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                • #9
                  Congrats JD!


                  Hot fetus pix plz!!!
                  /hep

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                  • #10
                    Congrats, JD!!!

                    jj twiggs - A great family restaurant

                    Dear God, KBF here. I'd just like to say thanks, once again, for allowing Dusty Baker and I to live during the same time period. Every time I think he's given me his last gift -- overpitching Prior in the playoffs, getting cocky in Game 6 vs. the Angels, blowing another game for the Cubs -- he does something stupid like pitching to Albert Pujols. Thy will be done, baby!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Congrats.

                      I suggest the name Jose Cuervo.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 007 View Post
                        Bet that makes the adopted child feel just great...

                        At any rate, congratulations on the baby and saving a ton of dough...
                        He doesn't know I adopted him. My wife is his mother.

                        When we told him she was having a baby, he asked why?

                        I just don't like the 6 1/2 year age gap the kids will have.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 210 View Post
                          Glad to hear your dick works...

                          That wasn't the problem.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jack Daniels View Post
                            He doesn't know I adopted him. My wife is his mother.

                            When we told him she was having a baby, he asked why?

                            I just don't like the 6 1/2 year age gap the kids will have.
                            My brother and I are six years apart...it's not as bad as you think

                            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jack Daniels View Post

                              I just don't like the 6 1/2 year age gap the kids will have.
                              My brother and I are 6 years apart and we all know how he turned out.
                              If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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