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  • I feel Slow Groove's pain, penis!

    Zipping up the fly to my pants and the damn peckerhead peeked out as I was pulling the zipper up.

    OUCH!!!!
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    I did that once. You'll live, pussy.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
      I did that once. You'll live, pussy.
      but it is right where I pee. Will I get a burning sensation during urination?
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      • #4
        I don't know. My boo-boo wasn't on the pee-hole.

        On second thought, you'll probably catch an infection and die.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
          I don't know. My boo-boo wasn't on the pee-hole.

          On second thought, you'll probably catch an infection and die.
          Isn't life an infection and then you die anyways?
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          • #6
            What would Guppy's tombstone say if he caught a penis infection and died? I think teh Lounge could come up with something hilarious.
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              • #8
                I don't want to know what you're feeling of Slow Groove's.

                You don't work at a hotel in KC, do you?

                -RBB

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
                  What would Guppy's tombstone say if he caught a penis infection and died? I think teh Lounge could come up with something hilarious.
                  HERE LIES
                  GUPPY
                  US MARINE CORPS
                  WE SORT OF EXPECTED
                  HE WOULD GO OUT
                  LIKE THIS

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                  • #10
                    you know nothing about how Slow Groove feels. He could probably afford to lose a couple of inches. You on the other hand.....
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                    • #11
                      How are we supposed to flush a tombstone?
                      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                        Zipping up the fly to my pants and the damn peckerhead peeked out as I was pulling the zipper up.

                        OUCH!!!!
                        So why did you feel Slow Groove, while handling your own business?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by RedBirdBrain View Post
                          I don't want to know what you're feeling of Slow Groove's.

                          You don't work at a hotel in KC, do you?

                          -RBB
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                            you know nothing about how Slow Groove feels. He could probably afford to lose a couple of inches. You on the other hand.....
                            Are you saying I am not the biggest dick on this site?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ppg shg View Post
                              So why did you feel Slow Groove, while handling your own business?
                              It is called feeling....knowing the pain he felt when doing his manscaping. Except mine was done via a zipper
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