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Other than the obvious fact that I'll never get those thirty minutes back, that is one mess of a show. She's got two pot bellied pigs for pets, and the cameras are showing them humping in the back yard. Denise has a vet come out and give the girl pig an ultrasound in his vet RV. She's not pregnant so Denise goes and buys a 'stud' pig who is about half the size of Denise's girl pig. Most of the rest of the show consists of the camera crew following the pig around while he tries to get it on. Never mind that the pigs are shitting all over the house, and she even puts a diaper on 'Bob' - the new pig.
She goes on a blind date with a 'normal' dude, who keeps talking about Wild Things during the dinner. Denise didn't want to go - she hates dating, don't you know - but since she agreed to go she wanted to look good. So, she has some woman come over and airbrush a tan on her (yeah, you get to see some skin, but nothing really good).
Show concludes with Denise having a barbecue for her dad (he lives with her now, because Denise's mom died), except Denise doesn't have a barbecue pit. So, they go buy one, they have the barbecue, Denise gets all weepy about mom, lots of hugging, her fake friends eating her food, etc. and so on.
What a fucking joke of a show.
New episode tomorrow night at 9:00.
Moon
She goes on a blind date with a 'normal' dude, who keeps talking about Wild Things during the dinner. Denise didn't want to go - she hates dating, don't you know - but since she agreed to go she wanted to look good. So, she has some woman come over and airbrush a tan on her (yeah, you get to see some skin, but nothing really good).
Show concludes with Denise having a barbecue for her dad (he lives with her now, because Denise's mom died), except Denise doesn't have a barbecue pit. So, they go buy one, they have the barbecue, Denise gets all weepy about mom, lots of hugging, her fake friends eating her food, etc. and so on.
What a fucking joke of a show.
New episode tomorrow night at 9:00.
Moon
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