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  • Lets Laugh at Sammy Sosa

    SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic (AP)—Sammy Sosa might retire after representing his country in next year’s World Baseball Classic.
    “That’s my wish,” he said Wednesday during a telephone interview from Miami, “to put on my country’s uniform so people can see me playing again.”
    Sosa said that he instructed his agent not to offer his services to any team.
    “That doesn’t mean I’m retiring,” he said. “It’s not time for that yet.”
    Sosa had 609 homers and 1,667 RBIs from 1989-07 for the Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox and the Baltimore Orioles.
    Yeah, cause they're just beating down his door I'm sure. I knew there was a good reason why he wasn't playing this year.

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    You know I will no longer offer my sexual services to Halle Berry anymore - I've instructed my agent of this.
    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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    • #3
      If Sosa were mildly interesting, I may could force myself to chuckle.
      Make America Great For Once.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bleacher Creature View Post
        If Sosa were mildly interesting, I may could force myself to chuckle.
        Racist.
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          Now that I think about it - No more sex for any Hollywood Starlets or Grammy Award winning Singers - My agent is going to be busy.
          Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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          God is stronger and the problem knows it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
            Racist.
            Of course Sammy Sosa is way more interesting than you. When you post, I think of taking a crap in the nearest toilet.
            Make America Great For Once.

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              It's so easy... and so fun
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Schwahalala View Post
                You know I will no longer offer my sexual services to Halle Berry anymore - I've instructed my agent of this.
                She remains grateful for all 609 episodes of your previous service. Steroid enhanced, or not.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post


                  It's so easy... and so fun
                  I honestly don't like you.
                  Make America Great For Once.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kjoe View Post
                    She remains grateful for all 609 episodes of your previous service. Steroid enhanced, or not.
                    She's an animal - I had to take something just to keep up.

                    I struggled through.
                    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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                    God is stronger and the problem knows it.

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                      Moon

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Moon Man View Post


                        Moon
                        Racist.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
                          Racist.


                          Moon

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                            I would also like to use this post to say that I don't think I am ready to announce my retirement from the NHL or the NFL.

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