"We've got a bleeder!"

[slow groove]

Decided to do a little manscaping yesterday afternoon with the electric clippers. Had the clipper guard on. Sheared around and neatly manicured the neighborhood and surrounding areas.

Cleaned the inner thighs.

Gave the testicles a good twice over.

But a problem arose when I outstretched the Groove shaft for its makeover.

Still don't know how, but as I shaved under the almighty head, I managed to shear off a lot of skin in two long streaks where the clipper guard apparently wasn't offering protection. Looking down, all I saw was 1) white meat 2) lots of blood and 3) skin hanging that hadn't been completely cut off.

I bled for 2 hours.

So please be careful out there, or you'll wind up like me -with your dick in a flesh-colored bandaid and a cautionary tale to tell.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

Decided to do a little manscaping yesterday afternoon with the electric clippers. Had the clipper guard on. Sheared around and neatly manicured the neighborhood and surrounding areas.

Cleaned the inner thighs.

Gave the testicles a good twice over.

But a problem arose when I stretched the Groove shaft for its makeover.

Still don't know how, but as I shaved under the almighty head, I managed to shear off a lot of skin in two long streaks where the clipper guard apparently wasn't offering protection. Looking down, all I saw was 1) white meat 2) lots of blood and 3) skin hanging that hadn't been completely cut off.

I bled for 2 hours.

So please be careful out there, or you'll wind up like me -with your dick in a flesh-colored bandaid and a cautionary tale to tell.

I think the worst part is your junk is now white.

[mmwtdh]

Slow Groove Bobbit.......

[Nsane2Bme]

Ah - the 'ol "kiss it and make it feel better trick"...you're not fooling me!

[Bleacher Creature]

TMI!!!

[jhanke]

oh shit that is funny, painful, but funny

[Guppy]

shit, now all I can think of os Slow Groove with bloody cock.

[Turd Ferguson]

This is the first time I've nearly vomited from reading a post.

[Ty Shula]

once something is read it cannot be unread.

[Turd Ferguson]

once something is read it cannot be unread.

I want my innocence back.

[Schwahalala]

Dear Groove-

I do not want to feel your pain.

Thanks.

[slow groove]

Ah - the 'ol "kiss it and make it feel better trick"...you're not fooling me!

I'd fall to my knees in laughter if it wouldn't result in further pain, T.

[Jeffro]

I am sitting here with a dropped jaw laughing my ass off.

Wow, dude. Careful with the manscaping!

[slow groove]

shit, now all I can think of os Slow Groove with bloody cock.

You're kinda in a sticky (no pun intended) situation, Gup. You want to make sure it's presentable in the event it's invited to a special occasion and has to make a grand appearance. On the other hand, you're stuck (no pun intended) contemplating which weapon of disfigurement to use: scissors or clippers. I went with what I thought at the time to be the no-brainer.

[Nsane2Bme]

I'd fall to my knees in laughter if it wouldn't result in further pain, T.