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  • I guess it was only a matter of time...

    http://marryourdaughter.com/index.php

  • #2
    WTF?...I felt pervy just lookin' at that site.

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    • #3
      When the first FAQ is: Is this legal? There has to be some concerns.

      Plus I find it interesting how the prices are set. Kind of feel sorry for the girl going for only $5K.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sheriff Blaylock View Post
        When the first FAQ is: Is this legal? There has to be some concerns.

        Plus I find it interesting how the prices are set. Kind of feel sorry for the girl going for only $5K.
        I'm presuming it's not real.

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        • #5
          Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission
          So...
          1. Pay $50,000
          2. Say "I do."
          3. Consummate the union
          4. Become Bubba's bitch

          Seems like a pretty good deal.
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          • #6
            Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.
            flipping through the pages of the bible trying to find the part where it says to charge an insane amount of money just to marry a minor........
            Official 2009 Sponsor of nobody

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bigJOE View Post
              flipping through the pages of the bible trying to find the part where it says to charge an insane amount of money just to marry a minor........

              Check the index for "pimping"
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              • #8
                I bet it's a parody type site

                read the testimonials

                "Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

                —Mrs. Addrien L.


                "At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

                —Mr. Jack M.


                “I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

                —Katrina K., married at 14


                “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

                —Mrs. James P.


                “My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

                —Nancy A.

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                • #9
                  you are 2 minutes slow.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by hansolo View Post
                    you are 2 minutes slow.
                    Fixed. I deleted mine.

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                    • #11
                      This site is a godsend!

                      /Hep
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by skippy05 View Post
                        This site is a godsend!

                        /Hep
                        Bitches are too old

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                        • #13
                          I like the way the girls are priced like cars-49,995 rather than just an even 50k. Makes a good story to tell the kids-"I couldn't decide if I wanted your mom but at a hair under 50 I just couldn't pass up the deal".

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