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Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission
1. Pay $50,000
2. Say "I do."
3. Consummate the union
4. Become Bubba's bitch
Seems like a pretty good deal.Official Lounge Sponsor:
Tom Brady, Brandon Spikes and the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
The 29 Time Beanpot Champion Boston University Terriers
Clay Buchholz, Dustin Pedroia, Aaron Curry
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Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.Official 2009 Sponsor of nobody
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Originally posted by bigJOE View Postflipping through the pages of the bible trying to find the part where it says to charge an insane amount of money just to marry a minor........
Check the index for "pimping"Former Sponsor of Kyle "The Comeback Kid" Lohse.
And Current (and former) Lounge Sponsor of Yadier "No-Glove til I get a Gold Glove" Molina and one BAMF
Sponsoring Friends and Proud Co-Sponsor of Captain Morgan
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I bet it's a parody type site
read the testimonials
"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."
—Mrs. Addrien L.
"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"
—Mr. Jack M.
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"
—Katrina K., married at 14
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"
—Nancy A.
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This site is a godsend!
/HepThe OFFICIAL Lounge Sponsor of:
Dale Earnhardt, Carl Edwards, the Death Star, Miles Davis, Newcastle Brown Ale, AJ Hawk, Jeffro's prison virginity, and N.W.A.
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