On May 13th, I became a Proud Member...

[Iowa_Card]

...of the Fatherhood fraternity.

http://www.our365.com/NewbornPortraits/HospitalBabyDetail.aspx?birthid=fbafe804-9fb3-4ce7-807b-65a715152f10&babyid=b5b423cd-1048-4d37-8cfd-37966048fbbd

[Turd Ferguson]

Enjoy it - there is nothing like it.

[Iowa_Card]

Enjoy it - there is nothing like it.

Never been happier.

Coincidentally, she was born on our Wedding Anniversary.

[Sheriff Blaylock]

Amazing something that requires so much money and work can be so enjoyable. You wouldn't trade it for the world and all the other cliches are true.

Congrats.

[Jeffro]

Congratulations, sir.

[cardinalgirl]

[Iowa_Card]

Amazing something that requires so much money and work can be so enjoyable. You wouldn't trade it for the world and all the other cliches are true.

Congrats.

Well, to be honest I was wondering if the cost of formula would hinder my ability to buy beer.

Hopefully the wife's boobs produce milk like Saudi Arabia produces Oil.

[Hepatitis Dispenser]

Enjoy it - there is nothing like it.

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[007]

Congrats...

[Iowa_Card]

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Being nice won't get you any closer to jumping into her diaper.

[Prngr44]

Congrats!

[Indu WangZi]

Congrats...

And...I was hoping for a breast feeding pic..maybe next time.

Give any thought to Gloverne as a middle name?

[Iowa_Card]

Congrats...

And...I was hoping for a breast feeding pic..maybe next time.

Give any thought to Gloverne as a middle name?

No breast feeding pics. Especially when the wife is short on sleep and high on things to do in a short period of time.

No, I didn't think about Gloverne as a middle name for a few reasons.

1) I didn't want her to get teased about her middle name.
2) I don't want her to flunk out of college that I will no doubt have some sort of investment in.
3) I like Dr. Pepper. I don't want her to choke when she sees a bottle of it.
4) I want her to leave home when she's 18 and off to college rather than calling our basement her dorm room.

[F the Cubs]

Congrats, IC. As you already know, fatherhood is the best.

[Twister18]

Congrats! Enjoy it until they learn to talk!