Tick Removal Question

[Hepatitis Dispenser]

Got one on my knee, maybe been there for a day or two. Aside from sobbing like a little girl, what is the remedy? Twist it out counterclockwise?

[Bleacher Creature]

Ain't no ticks on me.

[Jeffro]

I think you're supposed to burn them off.

[Turd Ferguson]

Google says to grab it with tweezers and pull straight out.

[Hepatitis Dispenser]

I panicked and yanked it out with a sideways ripping motion. Heard a sound like legs or mandibles snapping off in my supple knee flesh. Put some neosporin on it. I figured you tick-laden-prone rubes would have something for me on short notice, but it is a Sunday night afterall

[cardinalgirl]

pour lemon juice on it. or tomato juice.

[Turd Ferguson]

You are going to die.

[Iowa_Card]

Amputation.

Good thing it didn't latch onto your dick.

[ShortHop]

Am I the only one wondering how you had a tick on your knee for a day or two?

[Prngr44]

I yanked two out of myself this past week... I just yanked 'em out.

Tradeoffs of fishing.

[F the Cubs]

Rubbing alcohol, covering it in vasoline, or heat (a match) all work well.

Word.

[Turd Ferguson]

I think after you remove it, you have to have someone pee on your leg. Or is that shark bites...

[Ohio Blues]

Light a match, blow it out, apply immediately to the affected area.

Seriously. It's too hot for the tick to handle but it won't bother you.

[Prngr44]

I think after you remove it, you have to have someone pee on your leg. Or is that shark bites...

jellyfish

[Turd Ferguson]

jellyfish

He didn't mention anything about erectile dysfunction - please stay on topic.