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  • Minor attention whore - I am a Kentucky Colonel

    Listening to tonights game Dan and Al were talking about the Cat's interview with Welemyer(sp) and mentioned that he was a Kentucky Colonel.

    Well I remembered, that God dam'it, I too was bestowed the honor of Kentucky Colonel.

    How you ask? Well I spoke at a conference in Louisville and they gave me a declaration that I was a Colonel.

    Bow down scumbags.

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    I believe yours is spelled "kernel"....as in kernel of corn...
    I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

    Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte.

    Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

    Bill Walton

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    • #3
      That's awsome!



      What the fuck is it?
      Of course you do.

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      • #4
        Are you sure they didn't call you a major asshole instead?

        I kid, I kid.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ShortHop View Post
          That's awsome!



          What the fuck is it?
          They gave him the recipe for the 12 herbs and spices and the right to kill and fry a chicken when and where he likes.

          Moon

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          • #6
            Make America Great For Once.

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            • #7
              I have about 35 friends who are as well. The whole WKU speech team was so bestowed.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jeffro View Post
                I have about 35 friends who are as well. The whole WKU speech team was so bestowed.
                Hmmmm. I'm not sure if the 88 friends I rode the train to work with today are so bestowed or not, so I guess you've got me too.
                Of course you do.

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                • #9
                  I think if you've taken a shit in the Louisville airport you are eligible.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Burrito Brother View Post
                    I think if you've taken a shit in the Louisville airport you are eligible.
                    How about stopping at the Flying J in Oak Grove?
                    Make America Great For Once.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bleacher Creature View Post
                      How about stopping at the Flying J in Oak Grove?
                      Depends. Did you take a shit?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Burrito Brother View Post
                        Depends. Did you take a shit?
                        Yes.
                        Make America Great For Once.

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                        • #13
                          Just about everyone I know from Kentucky is one.
                          Sponsor of:
                          Brian Elliott
                          Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
                          5-29-14-House77 turns down offer of free beer from me

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                          • #14
                            Of course you do.

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                            • #15
                              Colonel Muhammed Ali.

                              I know some of you photoshop experts can make a great picture of Ali standing in the garb of Harlan Sanders.
                              Make America Great For Once.

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