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  • I punched a bird last night

    When I was mowing my lawn I saw a bird taking a dive at me so I took a swing and sent the damn thing flying into the yard next door.

    Don't mess with a man with a mower!
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    A REAL man would have used a ball...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Guppy View Post
      When I was mowing my lawn I saw a bird taking a dive at me so I took a swing and sent the damn thing flying into the yard next door.

      Don't mess with a man with a mower!
      That's awesome. Nice connection. I've got a couple of sparrows that try and get close to my head when I'm mowing near "their" tree. Maybe I'll try and punch one. Ha.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by wildhorse View Post
        A REAL man would have used a ball...




        I don't play with balls when I am cutting the grass.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by F the Cubs View Post
          That's awesome. Nice connection. I've got a couple of sparrows that try and get close to my head when I'm mowing near "their" tree. Maybe I'll try and punch one. Ha.
          It was pure luck. I surprised myself with the move. I took off the headphones to my ipod and went over to the fence and looked at the bird. Gave it the bird and said "fuck you bird!"
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Guppy View Post
            I don't play with balls when I am cutting the grass.
            Then why'd you have your hand down your pants the whole time?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ohio Blues View Post
              Then why'd you have your hand down your pants the whole time?
              Riding lawnmower allows me to do that.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                It was pure luck. I surprised myself with the move. I took off the headphones to my ipod and went over to the fence and looked at the bird. Gave it the bird and said "fuck you bird!"

                I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004

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