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    Caption this: the John Mayer edition


    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy
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    Originally posted by 007 View Post
    You'd have a stupid look on your face too if you fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Jennifer Aniston.

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    • #3
      He's waiting on the world to change.
      When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ksbluesfan View Post
        You'd have a stupid look on your face too if you fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Jennifer Aniston.

        WINNER
        Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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          i still don't get why he's so popular, and no, its not a caption

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            I'm about to celebrate the 8th of May with Nsane2Bme.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by house77 View Post
              I'm about to celebrate the 8th of May with Nsane2Bme.
              Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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              • #8
                John Mayer is a pretty funny dude.

                Check out his version of Chocolate Rain on youtube. He does it for VH1's Best Week.
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                "When you say 'radical right' today, I think of these moneymaking ventures by fellows like Pat Robertson and others who are trying to take the Republican Party and make a religious organization out of it. If that ever happens, kiss politics goodbye."
                -Barry Goldwater

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by El Birdo 1 View Post
                  John Mayer is a pretty funny dude.

                  Check out his version of Chocolate Rain on youtube. He does it for VH1's Best Week.
                  I was just going to say that he's hilarious.

                  He was on an episode of Chapelle's show and he was funny and I've seen him in several interviews and he's got a very good sense of humor. Oh yeah - he'll also pop up on TMZ-TV every once in a while and he loves to fuck with the paparazzi. It's pretty funny actually.
                  Of course you do.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 007 View Post


                    "I'm rich and I get a lot of hot ass. Yeah....... it's nice."
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                    • #11
                      He's a fantastic guitar player. You wouldn't know it by his pop stuff, but he burns up the blues. Check out "Gravity" live at the last Crossroads festival.
                      "At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed."
                      – Frederick Douglass, doing an amazing job since 1852

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by YYZ View Post
                        He's a fantastic guitar player. You wouldn't know it by his pop stuff, but he burns up the blues. Check out "Gravity" live at the last Crossroads festival.
                        He really is a great player. I hate his commercial stuff, but his other stuff is quite good.
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                        • #13
                          So---

                          Rocker JOHN MAYER is getting his own back on the press by spreading false rumors about himself.

                          The singer - who is dating Friends star Jennifer Aniston - is so sick of reading untrue reports that he has decided to make up his own.

                          Mayer filled gaps between songs at a gig in St. Louis, Missouri on Thursday night (03Jul08) by telling the audience made-up facts about his life.

                          After telling fans he is scared of all things green, that he wrote the Kenny Loggins hit Danger Zone, and was building a time machine, Mayer announced, "When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I’ve always felt deep down that I was born a woman."
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                          • #14
                            LOL
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                            • #15
                              John Mayer seems like a good dude.

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