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  • Wish Me Luck. I'm Declaring for the NBA Draft.

    At this stage in my life, I feel like I need to make a bit more money. So, to meet my financial goals, I've decided that it's time for a career change. No, I don't particularly like basketball, and I really dislike the NBA. But I've decided to cast those thoughts aside and play professional basketball.

    I figure I can run with a ball, without dribbling, with the best of them. I don't think it matters much that I can probably jump a total of 6 inches off the ground; that shouldn't inhibit me. Afterall, I've been playing quite a bit of HORSE lately...and I'm getting damn good.

    Of course, to enter the NBA, you must enter the NBA draft, which isn't too far away. I would love it if you all watched and hoped the best for me. At this point, I'm thinking the Bulls may need me. But I'll be happy to play anywhere.


    Hey, Knicks, we’ve got a guard for you
    By: Jeff Gordon

    Over at draftfeinstein.com, you can read about one Washington University student’s dream to play in the NBA . . . or at least mock the draft process.

    He filled out the paperwork necessary to become eligible for the NBA Draft as an “early entry.” He got on the list of college students declaring for the draft before the completion of their senior season.

    Here is his explanation:
    “The short story is that I, Zachary Feinstein, have declared for the 2008 NBA Draft. As a 5′8″ 130 pound Caucasian, I am the perfect candidate for professional basketball. Also, I do not play basketball.

    “You see, I am not currently on my college’s basketball team (Division 3 just for reference) nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my high school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my middle school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be. The last time I was on a basketball team was before Bill Clinton got caught with his pants down.

    “So there you have it, I, Zach Feinstein, am in the 2008 NBA Draft.”
    Zach encourages you to visit his web site and support his effort to become the worst player ever drafted by an NBA team.



    http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/tip...guard-for-you/
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  • #2
    INsane!
    Make America Great For Once.

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    • #3
      I was INterested in this yesterday.

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      • #4
        You probably like the cock.
        If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jeffro View Post
          I was INterested in this yesterday.
          God Damnit!

          I should have known. You fuckers are on top of everything.

          I'm going back to cruising for gay porn at work.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
            You probably like the cock.

            Like is an understatement.
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            • #7
              WashINgton university you say?
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              Brian Elliott
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              • #8

                Gifs at Giftube.com

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                • #9
                  Here's wishINg you luck!

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                  • #10
                    Geez, Rich Grawer blew by this guy on Channel 4 last night. He's got no game.
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