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    Not sure if I told you all or not, but I keep getting emails for another dude with the same name as me. I cannot for the life of me figure out what his email should be, other than its very very close to mine.

    I've gathered quite a bit of information about this fellow tho, and I think I want to shoot him.

    He's into online dating, so much so he had a friend send him some "creative" ways to spice up his online ad, such as a resume complete with references from mom!, a wanted ad seeking a female spy to join him on worldly escapades, and another preceded by *read in movie announcer voice*.

    He helps a friend writing lyrics and music to Christian rock.

    He may or may not live in Ohio.

    He has something to do with Alaskan firefighters and youth dancing teams.

    Also, this latest email is complete with a group photo of some rafting event he attended. I suspect he is one of them. Should I post it, or is that going too far?

  • #2
    Post it, bitch.

    We need ammo to belittle him, dont we...

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    • #3
      I thought your doppleganger was on death row in CA.
      Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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      • #4
        Respond to all the emails you get as though you are him. Attach lots of pictures of midget porn.

        Moon

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        • #5
          Originally posted by cardinalgirl View Post
          I thought your doppleganger was on death row in CA.
          I have many it seems =/


          I was also told that a recent background check showed me as being in and out of the AZ prison system since 1996!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Moon Man View Post
            Respond to all the emails you get as though you are him. Attach lots of pictures of midget porn.

            Moon
            Actually post pics of Glovey and act like that's you.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Indu WangZi View Post
              Actually post pics of Glovey and act like that's you.
              What if his doppleganger really is Gloverne?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Iowa_Card View Post
                What if his doppleganger really is Gloverne?
                suicide would be the only real option...

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                • #9

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                  • #10
                    that is one swell group
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                    • #11
                      The male to female ratio is way off...no shortage of funny hats though.
                      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                        The male to female ratio is way off...no shortage of funny hats though.
                        looks even to me

                        8/8

                        unless one of them is a dude....in the back row with the yellow tank top
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                        • #13
                          that pic screams "photochop mehhhh"
                          Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dr.Gonzo View Post
                            Fixed

                            Moon

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                            • #15
                              I think I see Hollywood passed out in that picture!
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