I Found a Custom-Made Belgian .50 Caliber Handgun in a Bucket at My Local Car Wash

[Moon Man]

Who should I shoot?

Moon

[Jeffro]

Kev. It's self defense.

[007]

Shoot and think of all the posters you're mowing down...

[Moon Man]

Kev. It's self defense.

Why are you making fun of someone else's misfortune?

Someone is probably really missing this gun right now.

Moon

[kjoe]

If past experience is any guide, if I have a rock or a Louisville slugger, I can kill you before you figure out how to use it. Put it back in the bucket.

[backstop]

[easy ed]

yes, of course it's smart to keep a disposed of handgun....i'll bet the chamber is empty, right?

[DC Santana]

How do you know it's Belgian? How do you know it's .50 caliber? Look at our Moonie, a veritable expert on firearms. Dick Durbin would disown you.

[Moon Man]

How do you know it's Belgian? How do you know it's .50 caliber? Look at our Moonie, a veritable expert on firearms. Dick Durbin would disown you.

There were waffles and the owner's manual in the bucket too.

Moon

[JWB]

You found a gun at a car wash and the first thing you did was come to a message board and post about it???

-ItsOnlyTheRiver

[Bleacher Creature]

I blame it on Rev Wright and the Big Ten Conference.

[Moon Man]

It's perfect - who would expect a drive-by from somebody in a Forester?

Moon

[Moon Man]

Dear Moon Man,

You have received a new private message at Sports Lounge Forums from McPhee Fan, entitled "gun".

This is the message that was sent:
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Did you really find a pistol at the car wash? You should call the police about it. It might be stolen and someones really missing it.

Moon

[007]

[easy ed]

Moon

he didn't claim it?