LTO - LFWUS (Other)

[Hollywood]

So AWSmith and I have been working on a list. Something to keep our interest going now that the LOTH is over. We have come up with the Lounge Tournament of Least Fuckable Women Under Seventy. Now I don't want to subject everyone to the same duration and detail as the LTOH so I have divided it up into 4 categories and we are starting with 32 instead of 64. Each bracket will be posted at one time instead of individual match ups. Vote for whichever one is MOST do-able and basically, the LOSER moves on. So just BOLD whichever one you would do first. I know some of the women do not exactly match up with their categories, but deal with it.

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

[Hollywood]

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

[Turd Ferguson]

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

[Jeffro]

Mirren, Clinton, Stewart, Burke.

[AWSmith98]

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

Again, 4 vs. 5 was a toss up.....

[Bleacher Creature]

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

ooo

[kah]

Bold the names that you WOULD do first.

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

Has anybody seen what Helen Mirren looked like back in the day?

Hot! NSFW

Seriously! (NSFW)

[hansolo]

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

[moedrabowsky]

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

[kah]

I guess the key to fucking Helen Mirren would be to close your eyes and visualize 1969 Helen Mirren.

[Burrito Brother]

Has anybody seen what Helen Mirren looked like back in the day?

Hot! NSFW

Seriously! (NSFW)

Nice rack, nice muff.

[Bleacher Creature]

I guess the key to fucking Helen Mirren would be to close your eyes and visualize 1969 Helen Mirren.

[kah]

Nice rack, nice muff.

And had a habit of taking her clothes off in movie after movie after movie. Godspeed, Helen Mirren. If only Scarlett Johansson would follow the path you blazed.

[007]

Bold the names that you WOULD do first.

1) Cindy Sheehan
8) Helen Mirren

2) Hillary Clinton
7) Camilla Parker

3) Sally Struthers
6) Martha STewart

4) Wendy from Snapple
5) Delta Burke

ssdf

[Jeffro]

I guess the key to fucking Helen Mirren would be to close your eyes and visualize 1969 Helen Mirren.

The key would be to open them and pretend she's the Queen of England. Am I the only one who still thinks it would be totally worth it for the sake of a good story?