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  • I totally stole this purse yesterday

    It was just sitting there in the back of a truck, so I said "WTF...free money."
    On my mind: How can I shut up the singing English graduate student? How many more lossess will KU's basketball team have than its football team? How will the Rams front office screw up this year?


    Official lounge sponsor of Will Witherspoon, Russell Robinson, and all other things Jayhawk at the lounge (which ain't much).

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    "Give me my weapon back, you brute!" -
    Make America Great For Once.

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    • #3
      Didn't I do this already?

      http://www.sportscartel.com/lounge/f...h-money-65175/
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      • #4
        Originally posted by chiguy View Post
        It was just sitting there in the back of a truck, so I said "WTF...free money."
        Now you can go buy a dryer
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        • #5
          Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
          Now you can go buy a dryer
          Why do you think I stole the purse?
          On my mind: How can I shut up the singing English graduate student? How many more lossess will KU's basketball team have than its football team? How will the Rams front office screw up this year?


          Official lounge sponsor of Will Witherspoon, Russell Robinson, and all other things Jayhawk at the lounge (which ain't much).

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          • #6
            Originally posted by chiguy View Post
            Why do you think I stole the purse?

            Didn't I tell you everything would work out? God works in mysterious ways.
            RIP Stan the Man
            The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER!
            I miss TLR!

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            • #7
              I also was the victim of a robbery...the fucking MiuMiu store soaked me for quite a few bucks...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Indu WangZi View Post
                I also was the victim of a robbery...the fucking MiuMiu store soaked me for quite a few bucks...
                that's a robbery of a different kind, mate...

                "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jhuegy View Post
                  Didn't I tell you everything would work out? God works in mysterious ways.

                  Good point.
                  On my mind: How can I shut up the singing English graduate student? How many more lossess will KU's basketball team have than its football team? How will the Rams front office screw up this year?


                  Official lounge sponsor of Will Witherspoon, Russell Robinson, and all other things Jayhawk at the lounge (which ain't much).

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 007 View Post
                    that's a robbery of a different kind, mate...
                    Yeah...it was as pleasurable as a colonoscopy...then, to add insult to injury, I dropped even more on a necklace from VanCleef & Arpels....I feigned Red Foxx having the big one....unfortunately, that was lost on the wife.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Indu WangZi View Post
                      Yeah...it was as pleasurable as a colonoscopy...then, to add insult to injury, I dropped even more on a necklace from VanCleef & Arpels....I feigned Red Foxx having the big one....unfortunately, that was lost on the wife.
                      Someone was feeling guilty aboot his bar excursion last week, wasn't he?

                      "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                      Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                      -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 007 View Post
                        Someone was feeling guilty aboot his bar excursion last week, wasn't he?


                        I'm easier to read that the top line of an eye chart....

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Indu WangZi View Post


                          I'm easier to read that the top line of an eye chart....
                          Like a spotlight in the sky...

                          "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                          Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                          -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                          • #14
                            Seems the Beatles were wrong on " Can't by me love"
                            "There is an old saying that goes 'no matter how good you are, there is always someone better.' That someone is me." - Chiun

                            I require the lubrication to successfully handle some of them. *sigh*- Sunuvanun

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by blue zone View Post
                              Seems the Beatles were wrong on " Can't by me love"
                              Way fucking wrong....

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