Church Chat

[TurdFerguson]

I'm here for awhile....lets talk about me.

Questions, comments, suggestions?

[Guppy]

when will the next big flood happen? My arc is ready

[TurdFerguson]

when will the next big flood happen? My arc is ready

That is a secret.....I'll tell you just in time to get in and scream for your life.

[Guppy]

That is a secret.....I'll tell you just in time to get in and scream for your life.

as long as no animals get funky with me, I am ready for the ride.

[TurdFerguson]

as long as no animals get funky with me, I am ready for the ride.

Take your family, the animals and one BIG shovel for all the poop.

[sketch]

Eastern Orthodox Easter is this weekend....so today is good Friday for 10s of millions. Hence you're dead today.....But don't get too down, brother. Sunday things will start lookin' up.

[Guppy]

Take your family, the animals and one BIG shovel for all the poop.

My family does not live here. You know that. Unless you plan on taking the boat to where they are located at then they will be able to get on board.

I expect a ride out of something like that Bruce Almighty or was it Evan Almighty movie.

[TurdFerguson]

Eastern Orthodox Easter is this weekend....so today is good Friday for 10s of millions. Hence you're dead today.....But don't get too down, brother. Sunday things will start lookin' up.

I'm already alive....welcome to 2000 years ago

[TurdFerguson]

My family does not live here. You know that. Unless you plan on taking the boat to where they are located at then they will be able to get on board.

I expect a ride out of something like that Bruce Almighty or was it Evan Almighty movie.

I know....I was hoping they could swim and meet you half way

[Guppy]

I know....I was hoping they could swim and meet you half way

just because we are guppy's does not mean we can all swim

[Turd Ferguson]

Dear JC,

Seeing as how you are all omnipotent and stuff, do you ever peek in on the ladies showers at the gym?

Follow up question - how many fingers am I holding up?

Love in you,

Turd

[Turd Ferguson]

just because we are guppy's does not mean we can all swim

Your family is black?

[TurdFerguson]

Dear JC,

Seeing as how you are all omnipotent and stuff, do you ever peek in on the ladies showers at the gym?

Follow up question - how many fingers am I holding up?

Love in you,

Turd

Of course not....that would be a sin


1 finger, and yes I know which one it is, REPENT!

[Turd Ferguson]

Can you recommend a nose hair trimmer?

[Guppy]

Your family is black?

some of them are