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    I'm here for awhile....lets talk about me.

    Questions, comments, suggestions?

  • #2
    when will the next big flood happen? My arc is ready
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Guppy View Post
      when will the next big flood happen? My arc is ready
      That is a secret.....I'll tell you just in time to get in and scream for your life.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jesus Christ View Post
        That is a secret.....I'll tell you just in time to get in and scream for your life.
        as long as no animals get funky with me, I am ready for the ride.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Guppy View Post
          as long as no animals get funky with me, I am ready for the ride.
          Take your family, the animals and one BIG shovel for all the poop.

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          • #6
            Eastern Orthodox Easter is this weekend....so today is good Friday for 10s of millions. Hence you're dead today.....But don't get too down, brother. Sunday things will start lookin' up.
            Sketch in STL
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            I'M WITH HILLARY!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jesus Christ View Post
              Take your family, the animals and one BIG shovel for all the poop.
              My family does not live here. You know that. Unless you plan on taking the boat to where they are located at then they will be able to get on board.

              I expect a ride out of something like that Bruce Almighty or was it Evan Almighty movie.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by sketch View Post
                Eastern Orthodox Easter is this weekend....so today is good Friday for 10s of millions. Hence you're dead today.....But don't get too down, brother. Sunday things will start lookin' up.
                I'm already alive....welcome to 2000 years ago

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                  My family does not live here. You know that. Unless you plan on taking the boat to where they are located at then they will be able to get on board.

                  I expect a ride out of something like that Bruce Almighty or was it Evan Almighty movie.
                  I know....I was hoping they could swim and meet you half way

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jesus Christ View Post
                    I know....I was hoping they could swim and meet you half way
                    just because we are guppy's does not mean we can all swim
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                    • #11
                      Dear JC,

                      Seeing as how you are all omnipotent and stuff, do you ever peek in on the ladies showers at the gym?

                      Follow up question - how many fingers am I holding up?

                      Love in you,

                      Turd
                      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guppy View Post
                        just because we are guppy's does not mean we can all swim
                        Your family is black?
                        If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                          Dear JC,

                          Seeing as how you are all omnipotent and stuff, do you ever peek in on the ladies showers at the gym?

                          Follow up question - how many fingers am I holding up?

                          Love in you,

                          Turd
                          Of course not....that would be a sin


                          1 finger, and yes I know which one it is, REPENT!

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                          • #14
                            Can you recommend a nose hair trimmer?
                            If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
                              Your family is black?
                              some of them are
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