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  • I am not a Maryland Heights police officer

    So feel free to proposition me like a 14 year old girl.

  • #2
    What are you wearing and where's your finger?

    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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    • #3
      My ballet tights and won't you like to know.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Celtic View Post
        My ballet tights and won't you like to know.
        It's in the dyke?

        "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
        Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
        -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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        • #5
          LOL. You're funny. Do you drive a mustang?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Celtic View Post
            LOL. You're funny. Do you drive a mustang?
            I leik teh mustangs, but I don't own one...

            AMC Pacer or bust

            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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            • #7
              Want a piece of candy?
              Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

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              • #8
                Did you say FREE?
                Sponsor of:
                Brian Elliott
                Kolten Wong & the arch in the outfield grass at Busch Stadium
                5-29-14-House77 turns down offer of free beer from me

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                • #9
                  F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report dot com bay-bee.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jeffro View Post
                    F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report dot com bay-bee.
                    You asshole.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Glovey View Post
                      You asshole.
                      That's easy to fix.

                      http://www.sportscartel.com/lounge/f...-habits-64737/

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan View Post
                        Want a piece of candy?

                        Sure. Do I have to lick or suck?

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                        • #13
                          George Peach would love to retire in Maryland Heights, if he could

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                            Sure. Do I have to lick or suck?
                            yes
                            Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

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                            • #15
                              Any hot guys ready to party this weekend? My general math class is amazingly hard so I'm ready to blow off some steam.

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